Can you invent me a machine or device that will stop me from having my neck snapped?

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Can you invent me a machine or device that will stop me from having my neck snapped?

No patient required I just need it within 30 days.

2006-11-09 02:59:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government

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THAT WAS GOOD MABY WITCH CRAFT OR VOODO

2006-11-09 03:08:14 · answer #1 · answered by Talking Hat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I've got the just the thing for you!! Yessir, the one-of-a-kind, super special NeckBrace 2000! That's right, with this bad boy, cleverly concealed behind a popped Iraqi collar, your neck can withstand the equivalent of 6000 pounds of force!! So instead of dying instantaneously, you can just choke to death! Look who's living large!

2006-11-09 03:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Just call the libs saddam.. clinton and company are working on a plan to bust ya out of jail at this very moment.

2006-11-09 20:30:31 · answer #3 · answered by justme4u 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋