2006-11-09 01:06:02 · 10 answers · asked by LongAgo 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Ben Franklin was a wild Man!!! That Cat took more Laudlum than most horses could survive and still lived to tell the tale! He saw lots of mythical creatures then, let me tell You; I've access to His real diary!!! The only wild turkey He was talking about came out of a bourbon bottle Baby!! There is no such thing as real turkeys, unless You count the ones that garden gnomes ride around on.
2006-11-09 01:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ben Franklin was a Faithist in the Great Spirit (Oahspe and Zarathustrianism) which will tell you something about his beliefs. Oahspe mentions him. He was raised by the Loo'is (angels of generation) to play a part of the beginning of Kosmon ( This is the beginning of the Kosmon era......by the time it is ended, all people will be vegetarians, and war will be a thing of the past on this planet.
I think the turkey suggestion was just practical, and I don't believe he was a vegetarian. Turkeys were abundant and he probably thought it tasted pretty good. He used tobacco, and it is the use of meat that calls forth the use of tobacco; and vegetarians rarely use it.
2006-11-09 01:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by kasandra k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wild turkeys are much smarter than today's domestic retards and are unique to America. It's not as stupid an idea as it might seem.
2006-11-09 01:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ben was fat lazy guy so he wanted a fat lazy bird to represent our country to make himself feel better about being fat.
This is a little joke b/c in movies and books he's protrayed as being a fat old guy.
2006-11-09 03:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our founding fathers were not Christians and believed in many things that would freak out a lot of people today
2006-11-09 01:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by pgnprincess1212 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
do you mean mythological? I don't think turkeys are mythological. But, if it was our bird I guess we would be eating bald eagles on Thanksgiving.
2006-11-09 01:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No he believed in that yummy fowl that was so abundant for hunters in the woods of America. That was no myth. It was a good meal.
2006-11-09 01:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How is it that you are unaware of the existence of turkeys? Is this reflective of the education system in your country?
2006-11-09 11:58:05 · answer #8 · answered by Mike J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HuH????
I have seen turkeys, they are real! They're big ugly birds! I hit one with my car once and it jacked up my whole front end!
2006-11-09 01:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by bandit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
TURKEYS ARE REAL
2006-11-09 01:08:30 · answer #10 · answered by danicolegirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋