conspiracy question?

Question

humpty dumpty.did he fall or was he pushed?

so some of you think it may of been suicide.interesting!

believe me jessica,humpty thought it was serious.

Answer 1

he jumped..

10 years before the "accident" he was recruited by the cia and trained in a secret facility. After planting the psy-detonator-password in his brain .. and after intense assasination trainings .. he was put on the wall for an attempt to asasinate the king ..
.. humpty supposed to jump .. grab a T340/34B defrag mine and stick it on the horse .. but the heads of the cia forgot that he`s an egg .. so he broke when jumpin` off the wall ..

the rest is just another cover story

Answer 2

Actually he jumped. He was heartbroken that the dish ran away with the spoon. Humpty Dumpty and the dish had been having an affair for quite some time. In the end, however, the spoon held more allure for the impressionable young dish. Humpty could bear it nor more and climbed a great wall to end it all.

Answer 3

The story only says that he had a great fall. It doesn't say if he was pushed or fell on his own. The story also never says that Humpty Dumpty was an egg. I believe the association of an egg was done years after the original story was told.

Answer 4

Humpty Dumpty was an overweight English politician who remained undecided on major issues, he refused to take a stand and remained "sat on a wall".When the issue was decided, Humpty`s reputation and status were broken, despite the help of the King( and the King`s men) and his resources, he was never restored to his former position.

Answer 5

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. He rolled over the wall in a battle and fell a long way down. The soldiers and the horses tries to pull him back to his position but his wheels were broken and he was to heavy to be lifted. That's why all the kings horse and all the kings men couldn't put him together again.

Answer 6

He was blasted off... Humpty Dumpty was actually a powerful cannon during the English Civil War. It was mounted on top of the St Mary's at the Wall Church in Colchester defending the city against siege in the summer of 1648. Although Colchester was a Royalist stronghold, it was besieged by the Roundheads for 11 weeks before finally falling. The church tower was hit by enemy cannon fire and the top of the tower was blown off, sending "Humpty" tumbling to the ground. Naturally all the King's horses and all the King's men (Royalist cavalry and infantry respectively) tried to mend "him" but in vain. Other reports have Humpty Dumpty referring to a sniper nicknamed One-Eyed Thompson, who occupied the same church tower.

Answer 7

All of the current evidence, as taken from the nursery rhyme, indicates that he did indeed have a 'great fall'.

Sitting on a wall (especially for the egg based species) is a dangerous accident and I'm afraid that this was all just a terrible - and AVOIDABLE accident.

Silly humpty.

Answer 8

Sorry to get boring, but humpty dumpty, is about James I King of Britian. He did like his booze - so the London children of 17thc were right - it was probably his own fault - so he was not pushed.

Answer 9

Pushed

Answer 10

due to the moon and the sun being on precisely opposite sides of the earth....egg's can stand on end without falling....in this case he was pushed....but pushing would have resulted in a fall on the face....(coz no-one is sneaky enough to push someone from the front without them knowing it) and Mr. Humpty fell on his back...concluding that not only did he fall by accident.....but he fell coz he was drunk on Egg-knock....(yes...it was around Christmas time)........