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Surely my questions prove there's something wrong with me. What is it, and how would you cure me?

2006-11-08 21:21:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Psychology

15 answers

Attention deficit disorder, otherwise known as 'ADD'. You are seeking attention and that's why you have asked this question. That's what is wrong with you. You could take 'Ritalin' which will reduce your 'ADD'. Good luck

2006-11-08 21:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1 0

You suffer from being too smart. You need to be strapped to a display bed at Walmart for a week, fed nothing but Great Value Mac N cheese, Koolaid, and icey pops, and this will cure you.

2006-11-08 21:25:02 · answer #2 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

you are in need of a Saviour, and Jesus Christi s the only answer to your problem. In Him you will find yourself and he is theonly one that can give you a new character. His love will evelop you like a cloud and he will give you His understanding through His Spirit.
Iti s not a pie in the sky thing, but a living relationship with the One who has created you. I hope you find Him soon. He is only waiting for you to call out to Him,,, he loved you even before you were born!
HE is the only answer to your problem. I am not speaking about going to church, but of knowing God for who he is through Jesus His Son and by having a living and intimate relationship with Him!

2006-11-08 21:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by godshandmaiden 4 · 0 0

Do u really think there is something wrong with you i think its wrong with us that we are answering such questions...now how will you cure all of us..? best of luck

2006-11-08 21:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by Angela 4 · 0 0

i guess u r suffering wid d shortage of nice questions to ask...lol...no issues...i suffer from the same///
Cure:---) I know of none...but reading other's questions might give u a brain wave...pls tk the trouble of lettin me know the cure after u figure out ne...(-;

2006-11-08 21:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 0 0

I think you are normal and thats the problem with the whole of the human "race"whether it be with "scissors" or not. Keep in mind you spelt scissors correctly.

2006-11-08 21:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0 0

Youre bored dude

2006-11-08 21:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by Claude 6 · 0 0

you have the tendency to run with scissors and want to show the world that your aggressive tendencies need attention. you need your scissors taken away and you need to go to boot camp and have your aggressive tendencies channeled in to the mean lean killing machine you know you are and go kill some evil terrorists

2006-11-08 21:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have too much time on your hands - get a job or something.

2006-11-08 21:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Henry 5 · 0 0

you could have ADD Attention Defict Disorder my cousin has it she takes tablets to control it

2006-11-08 21:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by zigazagie 2 · 0 0

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