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we have 17, four-hundred pound men, taking a dump inside a submarine at 300 feet below sea level. if one man gets off the toilet at 100 feet, what will the diving speed be? this is being a standard nuclear Carter-Class sub.

2006-11-08 21:17:07 · 4 answers · asked by bigschwinger 2 in Science & Mathematics Other - Science

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The diving speed would be constantly changing. You will need to set up an integral and calculate the volume of crap coming out of the men at each moment... Also were they eating a high fiber diet or more of a liquid type diet. We need more info for a truly correct answer.


I have always wanted to know if you are skydiving naked and you crap your pants will the crap float next to you or will it tend to float upward and possibly land on your head once you pull you rip cord?




funny how toilet humor never gets old!!! keep it up!

2006-11-08 21:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by Me 4 · 0 0

Beno

2006-11-08 21:26:07 · answer #2 · answered by Buda B 3 · 0 0

You must divide the number of sphincters and co-relate this! to the rate of decent

2006-11-09 06:26:57 · answer #3 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0 0

it is not possible.

these men could not get into the submarine.

2006-11-09 04:41:07 · answer #4 · answered by mr green 4 · 0 0

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