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2006-11-08 19:36:27 · 16 answers · asked by princess 2 in Health Men's Health

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1. Tell him you just realized that you are a lesbian.

2. Tell him that your boss informed you that have been relocated to another town/city/country.

3. Tell him that you have found God and decided to be a nun.

4. Tell him that your have realized how wonderful a person he is and that you are not worthy of him.

5. Tell him that you no longer have the sexual urge and you don't want to stand in his way in fulfilling his sexual needs pursuing other women.

6. Tell him that you are pregnant by another man.

2006-11-08 20:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by Pabs 4 · 0 1

The 6 ways men don't mind been dumped are:
1. Give him another beautiful and sexy woman;
2. Give him 10 grand and he'll understand;
3. Tell him that you're pregnant already;
4. Tell him you're a lesbian;
5. Tell him you've contracted herpes STD and is incurable;
6. Tell him you'll be away for 3 years on a expedition journey
to the cannibal country of Papua New Guinea.

2006-11-09 10:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by steplow33 5 · 0 0

First Of All Most Men Like Seeing Ther Girl Friends Taking A Dump On Ther Chest.thats a best way to dump on him.


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2006-11-09 09:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Usman 1 · 0 0

Here are the most easiest and effective 6 ways to dump your boyfriend, girlfriend. They work they best and there won't be any confusion at all afterwards:
(Be warned, though: You have to be a real man or woman)
1.) Tell the Truth.
2.) Tell the Truth.
3.) Tell the Truth.
4.) Tell the Truth.
5.) Tell the Truth.
6.) Tell the Truth.

2006-11-09 09:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by thealabamer 1 · 2 0

Well, if he likes you, he's going to mind.

As above posters suggested, do it as clearly as possible. The sooner he realizes it is definitely over, the sooner he can move on. Do not string him on.

I guess this would help in consolation:

"I don't want to be with you any more, and have no interest in you in the future. It's over. By the way that friend of mine you always stare at when you think I'm not watching, she really likes you to and is really excited we're breaking up. She's waiting outside. I should probably leave now and let her in, since she must be pretty cold in that outfit'.

2006-11-09 10:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by kheserthorpe 7 · 0 0

When it comes to being dumped by women, you all are generally too nice about it and do not send a clear signal that it is over. The kindest knife is the one that cuts the quickest. Don't torture the poor guy, just tell him the way it is, don't sugar coat it and let him get on with his life. Being nice just prolongs the agony of losing someone.

2006-11-09 07:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by Charles B 4 · 2 0

six ways

1. Being told I had to nail your best girl friend
2. Telling him that you are going to be a nun
3. You doing something that grosses him out, like ripping a big one during sex, and then sniffing and commenting on how much you like your own fart.
4. By saying you want to break up so I can nail your best friend
5. By offering a 3 way with your friends first
6. If the girl had a serious STD and told me before sex, and then was mad because I didn't want anything to do with it.

2006-11-09 10:31:50 · answer #7 · answered by gtrplayer5555 2 · 0 0

One definite way to dump a man without his minding is dumping him with a woman.

2006-11-09 03:40:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

1. I just won power ball, I'll give you $500,000.00 if you move away.
2. I'm taking a Sabbatical for oh, I don't know, 4 - 7 yrs.
3. I just found out we're fraternal twins!
4. I don't like fellatio. I'm not going to do it ever again.
5. I have to go to Sweden for a little operation. Wait for me?
6. I shat in your sock drawer.

2006-11-09 03:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

1:while hes wathing a footbal math or socher
2:when hes checing some other girls ***
3:when he has a poker night
4:when hes sust cheated on you
5:when he refuges to pay for the restaurant bill
6:afrter a shower (heel just get back togerher wit u again)

2006-11-09 04:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by betty d 1 · 0 0

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