My boyfriend and I are weird and were discussing different scenarios that would make for a great episode of Jerry Springer. The best we could come up with was: My lesbian lover is my mother's transvestite ex-husband.
2006-11-08 15:06:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Yours is pretty good. I like it. Here's another: My grandmother married my brother and now my nieces and nephews are also my mom and dad. Or does that even work????
I tried at least. LOL.
2006-11-08 15:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by Abi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am still fuming over OJ Simpson getting away with murder, so I would like to have him on the show with Jerry telling him that he had a secret admirer who wanted to meet him...blindfold him and then let members of the Brown and Goldman family just beat the s h i t out of him........
2006-11-09 00:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by kate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird Al already said it in "UHF" but I have to add it
"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced into Weight Loss Groups"
2006-11-08 23:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Our Dads Are Queer - And Forgot To Tell Us!!!"
By the children of Mark Foley and the Reverend Ted Haggard.
Actually, if Mark Foley had children I bet that episode would be airing next week.
2006-11-08 23:17:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ultimate for me would be the last and final episode....this show is really an insult to every American. Yuk!
2006-11-08 23:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jerry springer with two lesbian midgets! and steve watches
2006-11-08 23:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by ms. clean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steal from Maury Povich.
Springer turns to Rosie O'Donnel, who is in tears. Then he turns to Janet Reno and says "Janet, you ARE the father."
2006-11-08 23:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jerry's heart explodes on live TV..
2006-11-08 23:14:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The politicians we have voted for passing lie-detector test live...
2006-11-08 23:08:56 · answer #9 · answered by babarox1998 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not trailer trash and don't weigh 500 pounds... am i normal?
2006-11-08 23:20:56 · answer #10 · answered by pink9364 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋