im bord and i need to hear something funny!!!
2006-11-08 15:04:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
MY GRANDMOTHER USED OT TELL ME THAT GOD MADE IT SO THAT ANIMALS COULDN'T TALK SO THEY WOULDN'T TELL US ABOUT THE MANY THINGS THEY CAN SEE THAT WE CAN'T.
2006-11-08 18:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The dogs:
"Just let me sleep"
"Give me a bone"
"Let me off the leash for five seconds. Honestly, I promise the cats will never bother you again."
"How come you get the bed and I get stuck with the floor?"
"Why do you always tease me when I'm tired?"
The cats "Feed me or I'm going for the dog food."
"Keep that beepin dog away from me!"
2006-11-08 23:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our pets would say:
Damn these kids are loud! And why don't they just leave me alone.
Or at least that is what I think our dogs would say :)
2006-11-08 23:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by ♥just me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kitten would say "i'm going to GET that cursor!!"
Every time I move the mouse she attacks the screen. She is soo brave.
2006-11-08 23:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feed me now
and stop talking to me in that high-pitched babytalk voice!
2006-11-08 23:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by sister_godzilla 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Timbit?
2006-11-08 23:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If my 2 dogs could talk,
the younger one would say "Let's play!"
the older one would say "Let's eat!"
2006-11-08 23:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by Dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get your butt up It's time to go outside..
I'm tired of getting beat! Get Up Now...lol
2006-11-08 23:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by soundlady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know about any other pets but my pug would probably start with:
1)Feed me lots of food, please
2)I don't like when you leave the TV on TNT, please put on MTV
3)I'm bored, let's go for a car ride now.
2006-11-08 23:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by tagden 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I HATE DOG FOOD, NOW GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR HUMAN FOOD, AND I ALSO WANT TO DATE THE FEMALE NEXT DOOR...............
2006-11-08 23:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋