Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
2006-11-08 13:27:33 · 10 answers · asked by aznflippgurl 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
hahaha good 1 and so true,men can be pigs not all though just some of them.
2006-11-08 13:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I like the one about the eggs.
2006-11-08 21:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Sounds like some conversations I've had.
2006-11-08 21:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by Goddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-11-08 21:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Smiley One 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are perfect! Hee hee. Wish I was single now, so I could use some of them! lmao!
2006-11-08 21:29:59 · answer #5 · answered by andi_sue_storm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 21:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by shadab a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny
2006-11-08 21:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-08 21:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by wenny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those are good....
2006-11-08 21:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by ME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, I enjoyed that.
2006-11-08 21:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋