Include the name of the movie.
2006-11-08 13:25:23 · 26 answers · asked by Dreamer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Dumb and Dumber 1994
Lloyd (Jim Carrey) on love
“When I met Mary, I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I’d do anything to bone her.”
2006-11-08 13:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"I speak Jive."
Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue!"
"He has a drinking problem."
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" "AIRPLANE"
chicks dig it,it's the shaggin' wagon"
Harry: i sold some stuff
Lloyd: stuff
Harry: what kinda stuff
Lloyd: You know, a few baseball cards, sack of marbles, ::cough:: Peety
Harry: You sold my bird to a blind kid, Lloyd, Peety didn't even have a head
Lloyd: Harry, I took care of it
Harry: Nice skis.
Girl: Thanks.
Harry: They yours?
Girl: yep.
Harry: Both of them?
Girl: yeah...
Harry: cool! "Dumb and dumber"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray (What about Bob)
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -- Steve Martin (Bilko)
i could think of lots more...but i think these would do
2006-11-08 22:06:08 · answer #2 · answered by Senka M 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
"No one says that about you. As far as you know." Ty to Carl in Caddyshack.
"If I had a di**, this is where I'd tell you to suck it," Betty White in Lake Placid.
"Is this your first time in Maine?"
"Well, I have good hygeine so I'm not welcome." Brigit Fonda and the sheriff in Lake Placid.
"Why do I do this job? The pay is good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives." Steve Buschemi in Armageddon
"Put some windex on it." Big, Fat Greek Wedding
"If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here. With a big ribbon on his head. And I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four flushing, low-life, snake licking, dirt-eating inbred, overstuffed,ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, di**less, hopeless, heartless, fat a**, bug-eyed stiff-legged, snotty lipped, wormheaded sack of monkey sh** he is! Halelujah! Holy Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?" Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation
2006-11-08 22:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by Viewaskew 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"it's only a flesh wound!" The Black Knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail
2006-11-08 21:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by CJ P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that"
-Ed in Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad
The movie has a million hillarious quotes, this one's just the first to come to mind.
2006-11-08 21:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by magicice6 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You're NASA! You guys just sit around making this s**t up!
Armageddon
Your a geographical anomalie! Your two weeks from everywhere!
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou
2006-11-09 00:10:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. It's that phrase that you can't really hear until you pay really close attention in the "Aladdin" Movie... You know... "Teenagers, take off your clothes..." That's a funny one... It's when Aladdin creeps into Princess Jazmin's bedroom through the window just after The King leaves...
2. "***, Gas or Grass..." I don't remember what movie, sorry...
2006-11-08 21:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by Magy G 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dusk til Dawn George Clooney to Cheech Marin" Did they look like Psychos to you? Pschos don't explode when sunlight hits them I don't care F%$#^&*G Crazy they are!
2006-11-08 22:04:18 · answer #8 · answered by ronspistol 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fat guy in a little coat- Tommy Boy
Ive glued myself to myself- American pie 2
The one from Christmas Vacation was good too.
2006-11-09 10:15:04 · answer #9 · answered by metallica_rocks0122 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Walrus's have the second largest in the world.......I have the first.
-50 First Dates.
2006-11-09 12:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋