What is this Sublime song called?

Question

It goes "I'm to stoned to light my bong, I'm to drunk to write this song". Thanks.

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Answer 1

greatest hits


Wake up in the morning and its hard to live.
Hard to live, yes, its hard to live
And it will be a long time before **** starts to give,
And every single day its getting harder to give,
But God would be up for being down with a ho.
Lord knows that I got ****** mic control.
Do you got the mic control?
You notice your style is well original.

This man, makin money,
How I know.
It wont be no man of me.
In my bed I watch t.v.
Im drunk by noon,
But thats o.k.
Ill be president someday.
Light my cigarette and
I think that bert susanka made me drink.
Load the box and then pump that ****.
Got my greatest hits.
Got my greatest hits.

Is this band, makin money?
I dont know.
The writing on the wall.
All my friends drink alcohol.
Im too drunk to light the bong.
Im too stoned to write this song.
Light my cigarette and
I think that bert susanka made me drink.
Load the box and then pump that ****.
Got my greatest hits

Wake up in the morning and its hard to live.
Hard to live, hard to live
Its hard to live and it will be a long time
Before **** starts to give,
And every single day its getting harder to give,
But God would be up for being down with a ho.
Lord knows that I got ****** mic control.
Do you got mic control?
You notice your style is well original.

This man, makin money, how I know.
It wont be no man of me.
In my bed I watch t.v. Im drunk by noon,
But thats o.k. Ill be president someday.
Light my cigarette and
I think that bert susanka made me drink.
Load the box and then pump that ****.
Its the ziggens greatest hit,
The ziggens greatest hit,
The ziggens his great-est hit