Seriously! On my same-sex marriage debate list, this woman talked about my "lifestyle" and all the wild sex and fringe elements in it.
Yet I came home from my secretarial job, fed the cats, whomped together dinner, got upset 'cause my wife broke some of my glassware washing it, and got happy again 'cause I can sing along to country songs again. (I had a cold which wrecked my voice last week.)
So now I'm feeling ripped off, 'cause I'm obviously not getting all the excitement I can from my deviant "lifestyle". How 'bout you?
2006-11-08
13:07:05
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Oh, Rageling, I'm even more ripped off 'cause I'm bi! 50/50 even, yet I'll probably *never* get to make that dream about me and Tony Stewart in the Daytona Superspeedway infield come true!
2006-11-08
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You think your ripped off? I'm bi and yet I don't get to have sex with every single thing that moves every single night and day. Someone cheated me out of my horde of lovers.
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I feel your pain, they led us on with promises of hot multisex orgies and then informed us that we still get normal lives. Life is so cruel sometimes.
2006-11-08 13:18:00
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answered by Rageling 4
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No kidding! I work 40 plus hours a week and if I get to go out with the husband more than once a month I am damn lucky! I wish my "deviant lifestyle" was more fun! Oh well! at least I have someone to go home too!
2006-11-08 21:22:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I can relate! I go to work 8 or more hours a week, come home and feed our own set of cats. My partner sleeps days for their midnight shift. I sleep alone at nights only to wake up and go back to work.
What I find disheartening is the belief that homosexuals ARE pedophiles. I had gotten into a frenzied argument with a close freind when I came out to her, as she was going to tell her violently homophobic brothers about me. Her more sympathetic brother and his wife were just as urgently calming her down as he, too, is closetted.
2006-11-08 21:18:46
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answered by Eric 3
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Dear Jayelle,
my life was as "exciting" as I would want. The mundane, everyday details tend to be blurred by memories of death, rage and treatment. Not what I would reccomend.
I have just posted a "Change your lifestyle" question. Perhaps we could fantasize there.
Love, everyday and everyway, Rose P.
2006-11-08 21:29:35
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answered by rose p 7
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ROFL....My friends in the BDSM/kink communities are also getting shortchanged, so you have company!
Instead of hot and cold running slaves....it's cold running water, because the water heater is acting up AGAIN....
Chains, quite a lot of the time, are what you HAVE to have on your car, because of winter coming.....(so much for fantasy)....
And instead of wild decadent orgies on fur throws.....they're vacumning up the fur from all over the house, thanks to those darned cats....
2006-11-08 22:05:48
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answered by samiracat 5
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haha you are funny =) Wait, how many cats do you have? Sounds deviant...I'm reporting you to animal control!
*Conservatives need to back off their "moral" issues and concentrate on, IDK...Iraq? The war we are currently involved in? But hey, the dems took the senate and house!!!!!
2006-11-08 21:12:11
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answered by hvjhv 3
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lolololol, but it is! i mean i work till 1 am come home feed my cat, watch csi for 2 hours and sit on yahoo till around 6am, how much more excitement could i take and survive?
2006-11-09 02:37:03
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answered by Anonymous
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well at least you have a wife im an aS$ alot of girls like me but i always say no cause i have very high standardds and wont settle for less *i think im gonna be single forever*
2006-11-08 21:10:16
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answered by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4
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damm i thought it was just me missing this faboulous deviant lifestyle ....lol
2006-11-08 21:38:01
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answered by Bearable 5
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