I am very successful (or should I say sex-cessful!) with the ladies. The problem is, I get so much attention, that it is distracting me from my hobby of collecting Jar Jar Binks collectables. My collection has barely grown at all in the past few months. Jar Jar has been a huge part of my life, and I owe him a lot. I enjoy wearing a Jar Jar costume and walking around town. I go into shops and mess up the stuff on the shelves, I dance in traffic to calm down angry commuters, and I run up to people and yell nonsense in their face. I get on a public bus and sit on other people! Its a great thing to do for the community. I feel I am being selfish by letting all the pretty ladies distract me from doing my good works and spreading Jar Jar awareness. What would you do? There are only so many hours in a day.
2006-11-08 12:48:57 · 10 answers · asked by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
All these ladies deserve to know of Jar Jar Binks' greatness. When you are with them, invite the topic of Jar Jar Binks into your conversation. Teach them what it means to love Jar Jar :)
2006-11-08 12:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by jelee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Firstly Jar Jar sucked and ruined Star Wars you idiot! Secondly anybody that collects Jar Jar Binks stuff or any sci-fi stuff does not pick up lots of women, you are writting a question that is not true it is a falsified fantasy that you wish was true. You wish this was your problem but realisticly if you were confronted with this you would sh1t yourself and come in your pants.
2006-11-08 20:58:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would put on your Jar Jar costume but jazz it up a bit so the ladies AND your collection can grow together and enjoy one another in harmony. LONG LIVE JAR JAR!
2006-11-08 20:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by chicpower 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you need to find a woman with a similar Jar Jar Binks obsession and marry her.
Even if she looks like Jabba the Hut. (I know, different Star Wars episode)
2006-11-08 20:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Morey000 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice. Better to place your mis-guided energy into something worthwihile. A jackass with energy like yours should be at the core of a nuclear reactor.
2006-11-08 20:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by Johnny P 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ur no true fan, a REAL fan knows that jar jar comes first.
2006-11-08 20:54:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's good to know others in this world have a good sense of humor.
I hope you never lose it.
Especially when talking to me.
2006-11-08 20:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deflate all your "ladies" and put them back under the bed. They will be there for when you get back. They are very "understanding ladies".
2006-11-08 20:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Gypsy Cat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Har Har
2006-11-08 20:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by heyrobo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3 words for you bro YOU NEED HELP I'm for real .
2006-11-08 20:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by ilbillie2 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋