Being a dogla lover myself I would just be happy to still be here
2006-11-08 11:16:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
My second cousins impala was once mauled by a liger, but being a 5th dan turned round and gave him a right good thrashing. you should have seen the look of embarrassment on his face as he hotfooted back to his cackling mates with his tail between his legs.
The motto of the story is ....... never bite the eland that knees you.
2006-11-08 11:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by Dava 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If it was a liger I wouldnt have time to complain, I'd be dead. As for a tigons there pussys (no pun intended) so wouldnt be too bothered
2006-11-09 06:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by the_immortal89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd sue. They only live in specialist environments, and if I got bitten someone screwed up.
Actually, I probably wouldn't - I'm not that hardarsed. I'd probably just sob a lot and expect free ice cream from the wildlife park.
2006-11-08 19:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Friend of mine was bitten by a girafallo. He was up a tree in Wyoming.
2006-11-08 19:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would enjoy it very much because at least.. I would know that I was bitten but would not know by what.
2006-11-08 19:48:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would immediately complain to Messrs Holland & Holland as either their double rifle or their .375H&H magnum cartridge must have failed in order for this prospective fur coat to get within biting range.
2006-11-08 19:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by Clive 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd complain.
right after my pet jackalope jumped on the back of my pet unicorn and rode off to meet Bigfoot.
2006-11-08 19:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by spongefreak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course I would complain. I guess part of it would be my fault for being around these rare animals when they weren't caged.
2006-11-09 05:44:44 · answer #8 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was bitten by a Defoe
2006-11-08 19:35:40 · answer #9 · answered by llamedos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not if they'd bitten my head off
2006-11-09 07:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋