Me and my wife have been married for about a year. At first, things were great. We did all the things people in their late 20's do. We went on dates to Jar Jar Binks conventions, we watched Jar Jar clips, we made beautiful love while wearing Jar Jar costumes. Lately, she has been very distant. She hardly expresses any interest in Jar Jar at all! Instead, she has been hanging out with my neighbor all the time. This guy, his name is karl, is really into Boba Fett. I know he is stupid, but she is always playing boba fett with him! I guess she thinks it's "cool" to be into Boba Fett. Little does she know that Jar Jar is still, and always be the coolest. I think she may be having sex with Karl! I confronted her, and she said they were just friends, but one day I saw her wearing the boba helmet and nothing else! What can I do?
2006-11-08 10:45:40 · 13 answers · asked by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
LOL
This was one of the cleverest (but weirdest) questions I've ever seen.
2006-11-08 10:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ade 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you catch her undressed only wearing the boba helmet -throw the helmet out of your way and take her to bed for 2-3 days or until she forgets about your neighbor.
2006-11-08 10:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to share interest in your wife's pursuits of other Star War characters....
I would suggest dressing like Darth Maul or perhaps give Luke Skywalker a whirl.
I wouldn't worry...maybe Jar Jar just doesn't do it for her anymore.
Broaden yourself and take her to a convention to stir things up.
2006-11-08 10:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by mrspatpat79 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ask her to put on the Leia Mickey Mouse ears wig.
2006-11-08 16:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by tex37curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F that, I would tell my fiance that if she hangs out with him one more time she can kick rocks, and I would tell him to leave her alone.
2006-11-08 10:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by brent0331 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure thing Luke.
2006-11-08 10:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by BORED AT WORK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who the hell is jar jar??? or bobba fett>
2006-11-08 13:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ashlee_Hbiba 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i suggest you try to get a life and find a hobby that has no Star Wars in it............
2006-11-08 10:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask if you can join in!
2006-11-08 10:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by dominicaquilino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha if you you cant beat them join them
2006-11-08 10:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋