I got kicked out of my table at lunch today and the three idiots who actually kicked me out have been talking crap about me and i need to get some good comebacks to throw at them if they say somthing stupid, annoying or i just hate what there saying... so if any one knows any good combacks i sure could use them!!
2006-11-08 10:15:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
poor thing. school can be so tough. i used to laugh with the bullies. and tell them how "original" they were.
2006-11-08 10:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by SallyC 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
First of all sweetie, you don't need friends like that nor do you deserve to be treated like that. Honestly if you just act like the things they say don't bother you, then that makes them look even stupider than if you were to say a witty remark back to them. Fact of the matter is kids are cruel and there are always gonna be some little s#*theads that talk crap but be the bigger person and don't let them get to you. Surround yourself with people who like you for you and always love yourself no matter what!
lol.....sorry, I said a little too much but I hope it helps! 8-)
2006-11-08 18:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sweetheart I suggest you take the high road and just ignore them, they're not worth the effort. However if you insist on a comeback you could say:
' Could you drop and die??? You're wasting this space and the universe needs it back' or 'Are you licensed to be this stupid?? Because its approching levels that are way too unacceptable for any creature that walks erect'
2006-11-08 18:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by chera 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I didn't know butt ugly homosexuals could PMS"
"You should get on medications...soon"
"I know I'm too good to sit with you losers"
"Seriously, though, were you born stupid or is it something you grew into?"
"If I shot you in the head right now, I'm sure you wouldn't die, due to lack of grey matter."
"Go f*** a doorknob. Oh, no, wait, a doorknob's too good for you!"
Then, after beating them, say, "What's that I smell? Bacon cuz you just got burned!" or "It's lunchtime, right? It must be cuz you got served!"
2006-11-08 18:47:43 · answer #4 · answered by Smiles Like She Means It 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mental midgets
It is a sad day when it takes all three of you to pick on one person.
I would love to have a battle of wits with you but I can see that you couldn't bring anything to the fight.
The best thing is to leave them to their simple self's.
What did you do to get kicked out of your table?
2006-11-08 18:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if they call you a bi*tch or whatever, just say:
"Honestly, you cannot set your mind into an active state to have the intelectual ability to conjure a better insult than that? How unsurprising."
La di da.
Kick *** girl.
2006-11-08 18:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell them the jerk store called and they are running out of them.
2006-11-08 18:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by Dale Feekes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I usually say " Your jealous" There usually no good response to that.
2006-11-08 18:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by Lab 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When they talk to you just say " if i wanted to talk to an @sshole I woulda farted' & walk off...
2006-11-08 18:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by Dasher 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello.
I see the assassins I sent have failed.
2006-11-08 18:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋