*Warning rhymes these lyrics are so fresh, I suggest you prepare yourself
I'm cool
I'm no fool
Yo I can rhyme
My name is not Slime
I have 3 diamonds and rings
The phone goes brrring and ring-ring
You can't stop me
You can pop me
I am rapping on the computer
Your best friend is a scooter
I am the doppest man you've ever seen
My chain so fake it'll turn your neck green
I have 5 tissues
My doggie has issuse
I am so cool
That I don't go to school
2006-11-08 09:59:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
6
2006-11-08 10:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-11-08 18:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Scotlyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10
2006-11-08 18:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha that made my day. I don't think I was prepared for such originality, but these are the best original lyrics posted on here for us to rate that I've seen. (Sadly that's not saying much though, because basically all the lyrics posted like this suck...but hey it's still a compliment, right?) I esp. love the "I'm rapping on the computer...your best friend is a scooter." I'd rate it a 10, but only because I know you're not serious. Though no one else here seems to be able to tell...
2006-11-08 18:05:21 · answer #4 · answered by mrs. vader 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Yo Rap it sho do suc flyn from the net like a hockey puck
2006-11-08 18:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HORRIBLE 10 the best 1 the worse you get a big -10
2006-11-09 12:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its different from reading it than hearing it.
it may b better if i heard it live
u must be in elementry. but if u r 5
in junior or higher grade 1
ima junior and this doesn't make sense.
u say your a great rapper but yet u have a fake chain?
what rapper has fake chains?
2006-11-08 18:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Cero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-15
2006-11-08 18:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, I' am sorry but it is very funny. I rate it a 2 because it needs lots of work.
2006-11-08 18:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my name is sir caterpillar
aka woman thriller
you fake..you wish you knew
but i have more legs that you have IQ
i be unknown but that change soon
my crib is a pimped out cocoon
i eat sugar maple leaves..
i have fundamentalist political beliefs
those butterflies be hating me
i call it straight up bug rivalry
i be stepping with all my legs
i just fertilized yo mommas egg
2006-11-08 18:05:32 · answer #10 · answered by Sir_caterpillar 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋