has your child ever done anything to embarrass you in public?

Question

I was in the store yesterday, with my two children, choosing a Birthday card, and there was a greasy looking couple stood next to us. I suddenly noticed a pungent stench, and whispered to my little boy, have you just pumped? He pointed straight at this greasy looking woman, and at the top of his voice, said no, it`s her, she stinks!!! I wanted the ground to swallow me up, but when they walked away, the smell went with them...lol....

Answer 1

Here's a family story, from some 25 yrs ago:
My niece [ 3 yrs old ]was visiting with her grandpa at the mall. His wife worked there, and Stacy needed to go to the bathroom. Grandpa hesitated, but had to take care of this since his wife was preoccupied. So, he took her into the men's room and sat her down to do her duty. About that time, the restroom door flew open and some gentleman raced into the stall next to Stacy. The poor soul had some gastro trouble, so he had to releave some gas, and it made a loud thunder.

When my niece heard it, she said in a very loud, baby-like voice "Say Excuse me please!".

Needless to say, the gentleman made an exit post-haste.

Answer 2

I don't have any kids yet but my 14 year old brother loves embarrassing people. Once we were at sears near the jewelry counter and he's goes up to a guy working there and talking about a glass case on the counter he says “Excuse me is this really glass or a force field that will cut off my hand”? I went and hid behind the perfumes trying not to burst out laughing. He'll do random stupid stuff like that to embarrass us. I think he learned it from our step brother who was down for a few months. They would go off by themselves at Walmart, thankfully, and do stuff like throw random items at each other, like socks. They got in trouble a few times, I don't even want to know what they were going. I once seen my step brother hump a large box at the store and also sit on the lap of a blow up Santa. I've also heard something about “spanking mannequins”. Sometimes it's better not to know.

Answer 3

Yes, my son was about 8 and we were at the hospital and he saw a white lady with big knockers and a lot of blond hair

"Mom, look at that white haired lady looks like a hooker she look just like the lady on the street in that movie the one that asked the man for money for a kiss"

The lady was the doctors trophy wife that we say

Answer 4

That was very clever, Shalama, getting your kids to cover up for the fact that you just pumped!

Your nickname (or so I heard from someone) is "stink".

Answer 5

i cannot take my kid shopping. she wants everything and if i tell her no she throws a huge fit. my fault though, i use to take her shopping with me all the time when she was little and watch me buy stuff that i wanted and now she thinks she can have whatever she wants. Yeah, she stays home with the Grandparents now

Answer 6

as quickly as at a food market with my mom, i spotted a marginally around lady and yelled, "Oh my gosh! mom, seem at that somewhat fat lady!" i replaced into perchance 3 or 4. My mom replaced into so embarrassed that she left the cart and all of our groceries interior the aisle and left the shop with me.

Answer 7

Thats kids for you.They speak the truth & yes mine have done it to me & I bet I did it to my mam.

Answer 8

my hubby is in the army and i work in the pre schol on camp so every squaddie she sees greets them by calling them daddy !

Answer 9

LOL I used to like embaresing my parents in puplic cos then she/he won't be able to do any think but smile.

Answer 10

I think I embarrass my kid more than she embarrasses me nowadays.