Last night, I was playing an enjoyable game of hide and seek with my Uncle Susan. We were sprinting around the house in maldiscomfort. Uncle Susan was sprinting –5 mph, when he tripped on an eyesore of a corpse. He crawled over to the monstrosity, and stared sheepishly at its femur. I trembled in appalling discontent as I watched my uncle sing his imperfect rendition of “Ave Maria” to the expired carcass. Later, I realized I had forgotten to finish the game with Uncle Susan. I pranced through the French doors, and immediately disrobed. I called Susan’s name with a shrill cry. No answer. I could feel the crimson liquid, my very life essence, pumping faster through my quivering heart ventricles. I opened the cabinet door in sweet agony, and stared at the monstrosity in front of my eyes. Uncle Susan’s mangled corpse was stuffed into the depths of the bread and meats cabinet. I then stared at the saliva bubbling down his chin. I then walked away in avid confusion. What should I do?
2006-11-08 07:52:55 · 16 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think my uncle may need help because he serenades corpses??
2006-11-08 07:55:26 · update #1
I think I shall. Thank you.
2006-11-08 08:01:22 · update #2
That little episode warmed the very cockles of my heart.
2006-11-08 08:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by Katelyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok,
1, you can't run -5mph
2, Uncle Susan? is your relation a hermaphrodite?
3, what kinda freak looks at the femur of a corpse...
4, expired carcass is redundant
5,your heart doesn't have ventricals, it has valves
6, dead people don't drool...
2006-11-08 07:57:25 · answer #2 · answered by ichigo_li2 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
wow that was very cool. You've got some skill. You should definitely write a book. That's the kind of books I love.
2006-11-08 07:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Continue on with the story.
2006-11-08 07:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by Rowan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, just call your local voodoo priest or necromancer. They should be able to help you with the problem.
2006-11-08 07:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by Raziel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap ! That could be a Dilbert comic strip dude !
2006-11-08 07:56:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should send this to Reader's Digest.
2006-11-08 07:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by drateRa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Good one.
2006-11-08 07:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
become a writer and make lots of money.
2006-11-08 07:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by Whatever! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start writing your first novel- you have got talent. (Im impressed)
2006-11-08 07:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋