2 Snakes are coiled round a branch in a glass cage. "What kind of snake am i?", asked the one snake to the other. "Why you are a constrictor" replied the other snake. "And how do i kill". he asked again." You kill by crushing your victim to death", he replied. " So i dont kill with venom from my fangs" he asked. " No as i said before you crush all the breath out of them, why do you ask" "Well "he said "i was getting very worried". "Why are you worried my slimy freind" Looking up at him he said, "Cause ive just bit my bloody tounge"!!
2006-11-08 07:47:42 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Reptiles
I think this joke rocks man.!!!!!!!! These peeps that think it's dumd are echotistically-jerkafied. It just makes me want to ask them how their endoplasmic-reticulums are today. ( their real)
p.s. luv da joke!!!!!!
2006-11-08 07:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by dbrooke407 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um, not original. You've never heard the one: Two snakes are walking down the road. One snake turns to the other and asks "Are we poisonous?" The other answers, "No, why do you ask?". To which the first replies, "Because I just bit my tongue!" ? Heard it!
2006-11-10 05:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by Candace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was as old as the hills 2-10
2006-11-08 07:56:31 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-08 10:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by thoward444t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You tried to make em laugh didn't ya, you can just imagine em all sat there like rattle snakes, hissig at ya.sssssssssssss ssssssss ssssssssss
2006-11-11 13:08:05 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny but snakes aren't slimy!!!
2006-11-11 10:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait sorry wrong joke that as bad as the polar bear one. by the way snakes are not slimy they are smooth get it right
2006-11-11 12:04:51 · answer #7 · answered by OI OI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crap, as already said snakes arent slimy, and they shouldnt be kept in a glass cage, i know its only a joke, but it is a crap one.
2006-11-09 07:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by mark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6.5 out of 10
made me smile more than laugh but I'm sure you can come up with better
2006-11-08 07:55:39 · answer #9 · answered by ryanlc64 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHEHE!
snakes aren't slimy!
2006-11-08 07:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by Trina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋