I'm really confused. I need advice please.?

Question

Last night, I was playing an enjoyable game of hide and seek with my Uncle Susan. We were sprinting around the house in maldiscomfort. Uncle Susan was sprinting –5 mph, when he tripped on an eyesore of a corpse. He crawled over to the monstrosity, and stared sheepishly at its femur. I trembled in appalling discontent as I watched my uncle sing his imperfect rendition of “Ave Maria” to the expired carcass. Later, I realized I had forgotten to finish the game with Uncle Susan. I pranced through the French doors, and immediately disrobed. I called Susan’s name with a shrill cry. No answer. I could feel the crimson liquid, my very life essence, pumping faster through my quivering heart ventricles. I opened the cabinet door in sweet agony, and stared at the monstrosity in front of my eyes. Uncle Susan’s mangled corpse was stuffed into the depths of the bread and meats cabinet. I then stared at the saliva bubbling down his chin. I then walked away in avid discomfort. What should I do?

I think my uncle may need help because he serenades shriveled carcasses??

Answer 1

Now that was a hell of a story. Limit the attempts at poetry though, crimson liquid doesn't fit in with words like monstrosity and carcass.

Answer 2

Maybe Uncle Susan's friend just didn't like the song Ava Maria, so it stuffed Uncle Susan in the cabinet with the bread and meat, but its ok, because now Uncle Susan is what he likes to sing too. Chin up, everything will be fine, just make sure that you put your clothes back on pretty soon, or you might catch a chill.

Answer 3

You're right, your uncle really does have problems. You need to alert the proper authorities immediately. I suggest calling an ambulance first, it sounds like he got pretty badly injured.

Answer 4

Stay off the LSD and Lear to use adjectives that fit.
Word.

Answer 5

insanity prevails when children are allowed to use the computer without adult supervision

Thanks for the 2 points

Answer 6

are you sure hes ok