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mine was:I was really drunk and giving cheak to a police man, i turned to run and went smack bang in to the police v\an!!

2006-11-08 07:24:34 · 44 answers · asked by red devil 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

44 answers

Fell out the pub window 3 weeks ago.

But the really stupid part is i was trying to escape from two girls that were arguing about who was going to take me home. and before you ask they both wanted to, gods truth.

2006-11-08 07:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by Max 5 · 4 2

I got up on stage and tried to get to the drummer at a Hanoi Rocks gig when I was about 16/17. I didn't remember until the next day when I started getting flash backs, when I woke up in a police cell...me and a mate were arrested that night for being drunk and disorderly! I don't remember that either but I was really scared! Even more scared when I got home and faced my mum..........That was in 1983!

2006-11-08 23:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0 0

i was at my own party and decided to walk on stilts, showing off i was. Look at me, look at me, then arrgghh the footrest thingy fell off and i ended up in casualty at 3 in the morning with all the other drunks. The Doc asked " How did you do this to your ankle" and i felt a prat explaining" The next morning when the pain kicked in my male friend phoned me and said in a buisness like voice, " Madame did you know that Billy Smarts Circus are takin on". I had to go for physio for a year..I am no spring chicken either and that is why it was so embarrasing.....yep it was stupid but what the hell you only live once eh.....

2006-11-08 07:55:59 · answer #3 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0 0

Was on holiday messing about with some mates and we got really drunk. We were all walking back from the bar really early in the morning and my pals ran ahead of me messin about singing and dancing. I wanted to join in and started running in heels I heard a noise and looked across to see what it was and ran straight into a palm tree planted in the middle of the pavement. I fell down and a random lad helped me up. I ended up snogging him and then my friends pointed him out to me the next night and I was so ashamed I legged it pack to my room and me and my posse drank the mini bar dry!!!

2006-11-08 07:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by xxx-ponky-xxx 2 · 0 0

I had a go on my Brothers rollerblades when I was drunks once, hit a wall and summersaulted straight over it, I recon it would of loked amazing but apparently I just looked like a right idiot!!! ha ha!! Love drunken sillyness, excellent question to get some funny answers in!!! :o)

2006-11-11 08:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I Jumped into a moored rowing boat on the Thames tow path, on my stag night many moons ago. Blind drunk I jumped down about 10feet, landed fair and square in the boat only to carry on through up to my shoulders, the boat was as rotton as a pear.It was sitting on filthy black mud that when disturbed smelled like you cannot believe.( Impossible to discribe) I was wearing a silver grey suit that ended a stinking black suit. My "MATES" pulled me out with some difficulty.took me home in a car boot and dumped me at my parents house. PS. my dad had the suit cleaned it turned out asgood as new !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY DAYS

2006-11-08 08:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well the first and last time i got drunk....(didn't feel to good being in that state) i called one of my guy friends at one or two in the morning i kept telling him to stop - calling me, when i was the one calling HIM. I left a few messages too.....

(FYI: i don't understand how people get drunk every week or something, it feels so.....WRONG. That happened to me about NINE months ago...)

2006-11-08 07:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Went swimming after a good night out, walked to a friend's house afterwards in me underwear, tried to chat up a nice looking policeman who was wondering if I were all right, forgot my shoes to the beach... just one of the good drunken nights!

2006-11-08 07:36:25 · answer #8 · answered by Cold Bird 5 · 0 0

I was pretty drunk when I did this but it was really fun. We were at a party and we stripped down to our underware and played Twister with Baby oil squirted on the game. Then we all got naked and jumped into the hot tub. That's my crazy!

2006-11-08 07:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I don't even know where to begin! I think I could write a book!
I fell out of a friend's car one time and luckily it was parked. But I got a huge bruise on my forehead and my mom made me get up early the next morning and go to church, as punishment!

2006-11-08 07:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by fghjhkllk; 2 · 0 1

I thought I was going to go for more beer, so I got in my car, and proceeded to put it in reverse instead of drive. I slammed into my cousin's Grand Marques. Luckily, there wasn't any damage to either car, and I decided to send my sober neighbor for the beer.♥ He was pretty understanding!

2006-11-08 07:37:31 · answer #11 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0 0

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