2006-11-08 07:07:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Greetings Humanoids. Your world will soon be ensnared in my tentacles. Your women will host my many squid eggs and your men will be inked without mercy. If this is a bill collector, you can go to hell because 'Steve Jones' doesn't live here anymore. Jackasses!"
2006-11-08 11:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This is the twenty first century. If you don't know what to do at the beep, don't bother leaving a message."
OR
"This is _____. If this is the Lottery commission, I am listening, wait for me to pick up. If this is the probation officer, I died. If this is my mother in law, we moved, try and find us."
2006-11-08 07:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by finaldx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you really know me... you recognize my voice... so it's me! You know the drill... leave you message. I reserve the right of ignoring you, not returning your call, and if it is as important to me as it is to you... I will call you back... whenever I can, perhaps collect!...
Adios!
2006-11-08 07:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by Sacramento dweller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We're sorry. The call you have made requires a 25-cent initial rate deposit. Please hang up momentarily, listen for dial tone, deposit 25 cents, and dial your call again."
2006-11-08 07:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hello? (pause for about 5 seconds) Hello? I can't hear you...would you speak up, please? (pause for about 3 seconds) I'm sorry, I just can't hear you...would you please talk louder? (pause for about 5 seconds) Oh forget it...I can't hear you at all...just leave a message, I'm not here anyways."
2006-11-08 07:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by gotalife 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHO IS IT DON'T CALL HERE NO MORE UNLESS ITS IMPORTANT (hanging up) bastards
2006-11-08 07:09:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o, o! i know...how aboot: bubble.gum with razorblades!
2006-11-08 07:11:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee...
"What do you want?"
Heehee...
2006-11-08 07:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's five o'clock somewhere and your squid is not here, will you please leave an answer?"
2006-11-08 07:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋