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2006-11-08 06:55:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
"keep me clean and dry. I don't wanna be stinky."
2006-11-08 07:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my penis would probably try to get other penises to gamble on how far they can shoot their load, or something like that... My penis would probably be very proud of it's powerful ejaculations!
However my penis wouldn't win semen thickness or size contests....
Cheers!
2006-11-08 08:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine would hiss like a 30 foot python and it would say "I need a nice warm tunnel to slide into".
2006-11-08 07:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would stand erect and sing the Marine Hymn. Anchors Away.
2006-11-08 07:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by Bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it would sound just like you and it would say "I am what I am"
2006-11-08 09:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will say: Daddy, Put me inside the garage, I need to unload some stuff.
2006-11-08 07:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ice Troy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just came in from Virginia. What a box that was!
2006-11-08 07:03:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My oh My, This is the dumbest question I have seen posted on the website!
2006-11-08 06:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by busyfingers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my penis would sound like me, saying to my wife, "I'm HEAD over heels for you."
2006-11-08 09:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would sound like Adam Sandler as he was in "Waterboy". It would keep repeating, "I think I belong in that hole".
2006-11-08 06:59:01 · answer #10 · answered by DrKenFeelgood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would be the voice of skee lo and it would say "i wish i was a baller, i wish i was alittle bit taller, i wish i had a girl who looked good and i could caller her"
2006-11-08 06:59:12 · answer #11 · answered by aligrespeq 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋