I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way,my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
2006-11-08 05:52:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
U HAVE GOT A GOOD IMAGINATION
2006-11-08 05:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by Sexi B..i.t.c.h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fair play to ya better not tell them what u were going to get lol
my i have heard that story before wonder where????
2006-11-08 15:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by tinkerbell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely good, very funny.
2006-11-08 15:12:58 · answer #3 · answered by learned_old_sage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny
2006-11-08 13:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that before but it is still a very good one!!
2006-11-08 13:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by girl24gr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that coming.
Very funny.
2006-11-09 05:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah hahahaha i like that one. very funny
2006-11-08 13:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really cool my friend
I like that very much
2006-11-08 13:54:56 · answer #8 · answered by The brainteaser 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you mean to post this in "jokes"?
2006-11-08 14:07:00 · answer #9 · answered by brews 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..like tis better than e previous..
2006-11-08 14:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by wallybelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋