2006-11-08 05:28:41 · 17 answers · asked by flavorlicious 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Glue a bananna to your nose and dance like a chicken at the exact rotation speed as the ceiling fan. That should do the trick.
2006-11-08 05:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Tariq777 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was gonna say turn the fan on for a joke but lots of people here don't take jokes so I decided not to!
Tempt him with fruit or make a loud noise so he scarpers.. make sure you leave a door open so he can run out though.
2006-11-08 13:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by Trina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you turn that fan on, I'm calling the ASPCA! Just get a freakin' ladder and take him down!!
2006-11-08 13:36:17 · answer #3 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baseball bat
2006-11-08 13:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by Andrew B. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A)Turn it on
B)Make Banana Bread
C)Call Pest Control
Good luck!
2006-11-08 13:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ms B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Speed up the fan...eventually he'll get tired of hanging on and will fly off.
2006-11-08 13:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Turn it up to the highest setting and wait for him to get dizzy, he'll soon come down and mean time you're nice and cool :)
2006-11-08 13:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by Jez 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would actuall gas the room with a sleeping agent...be sure to have a gas mask...
2006-11-08 13:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Dahveed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can either throw some bananas on the floor or you can pretent you have bugs in your hair cause they love to pick them out and eat them!!!
Good Luck!!!
2006-11-08 13:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With a baseball bat, or broomstick. Tennis rackets work good, too!
Just watch out when they fling poo-poo.......
2006-11-08 13:32:45 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Versatile 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋