2006-11-08 05:07:54 · 19 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You only need one if you leave it out for an hour in the dark.
2006-11-08 06:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, no... Dude, you got it all wrong.
Screw the pickled tuna. You need 2 jars of crunchy peanut butter, 7 bars of Haagen Daz ice cream (gotta be chocolate, man.. otherwise it won't work), and a large pepperoini pizza from Dominoe's.. Only eat the pepperoni. Now, here's where it gets tricky : After you eat the pepperonis, call Dominoe's and ***** at them, because the delivery boy ate your pepperonis. Talk to the manager. You have to (can't stress it enough, man) HAVE to get the delivery boy fired. Oh, and his name has to be Carl. Otherwise it won't work, and you pretty much just blew your plan to sh_t. Now take the pepperoni-less pizza outside. Set it down by a tree in your backyard, as a sacrifice. If you do this right, JoJo the wondercat will come OUT OF THE TREE, man. You'll know it's him cause he wears this cape that makes him look kinda gay. He'll grant you 3 wishes for your pizza sacrifice. You have to waste the first 2 wishes on dumb sh_t like world peace, and a puppy for every child.. you know, ******** stuff like what Miss America hopefuls say they would do with a $1,000,000. The 3rd wish, though.. Ask for magical powers.
and THAT's how you attain magical powers. Whoever told you about the pickled tuna thing was just f_cking with your head, man.
2006-11-08 05:21:19 · answer #2 · answered by [we're all mad here] 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The formula is 6 tins of tuna, a jar and a half of mackerel skin, a piece of bubble gum and 2 hearty slices of Spam.
2006-11-08 09:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
47
2006-11-08 05:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously?
2006-11-08 05:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by dwinkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10000
2006-11-08 05:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Riley's Mom♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kitty's already have magical powers that's why my cat is the boss of me not you and why dogs have masters, cats have servants
2006-11-08 05:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by delmonticoman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
20.
2006-11-09 06:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing you'll attain is mercury poisoning, my friend!
2006-11-08 05:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm I don't think you want those "magical" power.
2006-11-08 05:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋