What happened on Monday night raw this week?

Question

I missed raw this past Monday because our satellite was out. Can somebody please tell me what happened?

Answer 1

RAW this week starts with video review of what happened last night at CS. It starts with Cena applying the STFU on Booker and K-Fed attacking him. Booker uses the title bet to hit Cena and get the three count.

Music and pyro.

JR and King are talking and say K-Fed's there tonight. JR talks about how many votes were cast overall and during the show last night.

Orton's music plays and he comes out with Edge and Lita. Lita has big ratty hair and her usual naval baring shirt with a tiny mini skirt. Her new belt is over her shoulder. Edge takes a mic to boos. He asks us to welcome the new Woman's Champion. He calls her a sex pot and a raging red head. He also talks about the wonderful tag team from last night, him and Randy. Edge says there's a new era on RAW that's Rated 'R'KO. If we thought we'd see DX tonight, it's not going to happen. He shows video from last night when Bisch pulled the ref out of the ring and the chair was used on DX. Then Randy covering HHH for the three. Little noise from the crowd.
Randy takes a mic and says for the first time ever DX has been beaten. If we don't like it we have no one to blame but ourselves for voting for Bisch. His actions are on our hands. Randy introduces Bisch who comes out book in hand.
He has the music cut as he walks out. He says he has a lot going on. He thanks us for voting for him. He was a runaway favorite. Because of every one of us DX suffered their very first loss. Also, he wants to thank Randy and Edge for their great performance last night. He wants to thank Vince. Despite what they've been through Vince understands 'Controversy Creates Ca$h'. Because of them the book is making money hand over fist, and tonight only - Bisch is the GM of RAW. He thinks it's great, his word is law.
He says his first law is to due with Cena. He thinks Cena needs the night off, so he won't be here. DX has been banned from the building. Up next Melina will be out with Nitro. He thanks Melina for firing Foley. Nitro will be facing Jeff Hardy. He has others he wants to reward and...
Flair's music hits and he comes out to the stage with Piper. Flair asks us to welcome the new Tag Team Champs. Flair says he understands Bisch has a best seller. Why didn't he tell about the time in St. Lewis that Flair fired him and beat the crap out of him.
Edge tries to cut in.
Flair says he wouldn't mind doing it again.
Edge says if Flair wants history, what about the last time Flair was on his show?
Piper jumps in and says Edge's show is a rip off of Piper's Pit. He says Edge's show is at least a decent rip of of his show, whereas Randy can't even do a decent rip off of his own father. Randy gets pissed at this. Piper says he was born to controversy. He wants to hear all the answers, because everytime he and Flair change the questions. Flair's music plays and Bisch cuts it off. He says he's in charge. The Tag Team Titles are on the line in the main event in a no DQ Match against Edge and Randy. Bisch calls for the music to start and it's his.

- Commercial

Some of the Ohio State football team are in the audience. Video of Cena's talk show circuit for his movie. He's done Howard Stern and Regis along with many others. Cena talks about all the magazines the movie's been in. He attibutes it all to WWE and its fans.

Nitro and Melina come out. Melina is in a pink and black halter dress that barely covers her boobs. Pics from K-Fed's party. Pics with Paris Hilton. Jeff Hardy comes out to face Nitro.
They lock up and Nitro gets a hammer lock on Jeff, but Nitro gets tossed out of the ring. A kick through the ropes to Nitro's chest and then Jeff flies over the top. In the ring Nitro gets the upper hand and chokes Jeff on the ropes. Melina attacks Jeff through the ropes and the ref yells at her for it. Jeff takes down Nitro and Melina trips Jeff. The ref calls for the bell. Jeff wins by DQ.
Bisch comes out and says it will not end this way. The match will be restarted and now it's no DQ.

- Commercial

Nitro has a chinlock on Jeff on the mat. Jeff fights to his feet and nails a chinbuster. Jeff gets slammed into the corner and then a slingshot kick into Jeff's face for two. 'Hardy' chant. Forearms to Jeff's face and another cover for two. Jeff ducks a back elbow and a clothesline. The both go for a crossbody at the same time and both are down until 8. Jeff hits a heel kick on Nitro for two. Jeff hits a facebusted on Nitro for two. Jeff goes for the twist of fate, gets pushed off, runs up a corner and hits the whisper in the wind for two. Melina Jumps on Jeff's back. He flips her over his shoulder, by her hair, to the mat and climbs but Nitro knocks Jeff to an uncomfortable possition on the corner. Nitro grabs the title belt and nails Jeff in the face with it. Nitro covers for three. Melina staggers into the ring holding her head.

- Winner & new IC Champ - Nitro

- Commercial

SQ, Eugene and Hacksaw are outback yelling at Bisch. Bisch says he's in complete control. He wants to see Eugene and Hacksaw against SS. Whoever loses has to break up and never tag again. They leave and Maria comes in a skin tight purple dress with a red bra sticking out the top and red ruffle along the bottom. Bisch says last time he saw Maria was at his trial where she played a dingbat. He knows she's really smart. Well tonight her brains will be splattered across the mat in a wrestling match. She will be facing Umaga. She says she can't. He tells her if she doesn't she will be fired.

Lillian announces K-Fed. K-Fed is on the monitor. He says he knows we all loved what he did last night as much as we love his new CD 'Playing With Fire'. That's exactly what Cena did when he messed with K-Fed - played with fire. K-Fed challenges Cena to a match in one of the many cities he and Britney have houses - Miami, on the first RAW of the year. He says Cena's rapping is so bad he can't touch K-Fed and his fighting is so bad he can't see K-Fed.

- Commercial

WWE Rewind - Video from CS. Piper was chosen to tag with Flair. Flair wins with a figure 4 when Piper rushes in to keep another member of the SQ from breaking the count. Then all the old guys enter and take out the SQ.

SQ comes down to the ring they are in different clothes tonight, not their usual cheer outfits. They are in regular tank tops and track pants. Eugene and Hacksaw come down to the ring. 'USA' chant.
Eugene and Johnny are in, Johnny gets a headlock on Eugene and Kenny gets a blind tag, Johnny's confused. A back elbow and latteral press on Eugene. Johnny tags in and clotheslines Eugene in a corner. Covers Eugene for two. Headlock on Eugene in the center of the ring. Eugene gets to his feet and hits a rock bottom. Both are down.
Hacksaw tags in and takes down both members. He works them both over. Scoop slam on Johnny. Nicky gets involved and attacks Hacksaw from the apron. Hacksaw gets rolled up and his tights pulled by Johnny for three.

- Winners: SQ

Eugene is in the ring confused about the break up of their team. He shakes Hacksaw's hand and hugs him. Hacksaw lets out a 'Hooooo' and then Eugene gets that look on his face and attacks Hacksaw. The ref tries to stop him and gets attacked himself. Eugene gets the 2X4 and uses it on Hacksaw, slamming it into his gut over and over. Eugene finally leaves the ring screaming at the top of his lungs looking around confused as he backs his way up the ramp.

- Commercial

Video of Flair and Piper talking about each other - setting up for Piper's new CD. They talk about how they were friends outside the ring, but in the ring had great feuds.

Maria comes out, still in her dress, getting dragged out by the arm by Coach. Coach holds her arm in the ring so she can't leave. She looks totally scared. Umaga comes out with Estrada. When he comes out Maria struggles more.
Umaga looks Maria over close as Coach holds her. Coach throws her at Umaga, she falls to the mat. She backs into the corner, sitting there. Umaga pulls her to her feet and picks her up and Samoan drops her. She's motionless on the mat. Huge 'boos' from the crowd. Umaga grabs her wrist and pulls her ragdoll body into the corner and sit her up. He butt slams her (she actually moves her head and he doesn't even hit her.
Estrada breaks the cigar but Cena's music hits. Cena rushes out. Umaga leaves the ring and Cena enters. Cena protects Maria from any more of Umaga's attacks. Estrada hold Umaga back. People rush out to help Maria. Cena makes a cigar beaking motion at Umaga.
Todd Grisham comes out, enters the ring and, stuttering, asks why Cena's there after being given the night off. Cena looks at him like he's crazy. Cena stutters back at Grisham and says North is South, up is down, everything's crazy tonight. Last time he saw Bisch he was fired and in a dumster and now he's the GM for the night. Nothing makes sense. Last night K-Fed got past their 'crack security staff' and attacked him. So what, he lost one match, he doesn't need the night off. Umaga can't find anyone to beat up on, so now he's beating up on the Divas. Todd's in the ring asking questions when he usually never leaves the back. Nothing makes sense.
Well, he's going to make some sense out of it... He picks up Grisham and gives him an FU. Cena goes on to talk about K-Fed challenging him to a match. He says K-Fed wants to get his *** whipped on New Years day. He has some advice, take the three million he stole from Britney when he married her, buy an Army and an Air Force because he's going to need it to get out of Miami. It doesn't matter who you are, K-Fed, Brtiney, Christina Agulaira, Charles Barkley, ABBA, he's John Cena. If you want some, come get some.

- Commercial

Lita is outback talking to Bisch. Bisch is thrilled about Nitro winning and then how Eugene grew a set tonight, because of the Bischoff genes in him. He says he hasn't seen DX tonight. She says that means Edge and Randy will have fun tonight. Bisch asks why she wants to defend her title against Mickie James. Lita says she heard the 'Controversy Creates Ca$h'. They whisper and Bisch says he's going to vote himself guest ref for the main event.

Carlito and Torrie are talking and giggling about last week. Shelton comes up and says people wasted their votes last night on Carlito. Shelton says he's going to smear Carlito across the mat tonight. Shelton says the reason he lost the vote is because he's black. America is against minorities.
Carlito and Torrie laugh. Carlito says he's Puerto Rican! Shelton stutters and doesn't know what to say. Carlito then calls Shelton a pendejo. Torrie says she knows what that is. Shelton says he doesn' know what is it is, but black men all over the world look up to Shelton Benjamin. Shelton turns around and is face to face with Ron Simmons. Simmons stares him down.

24/7 - Nov. 7, 1985 - the first WWE PPV, 'The Wrestling Classic. The British Bulldog, Iron Sheik, Terry Funk and others, but it was won by the Junk Yard Dog.

- Commercial

Cindy Margolis is in the crowd. She's going to be in Playboy soon.

Chris Masters is in the ring. Bisch is on the titantron trying to figure out who should face Masters. He thinks it should be the person calling him a disgrace all night - JR. JR says he's not getting in the ring.
King stands up and says Bisch should do something good and fight King tonight. Bisch tells him if he wants fo fight so bad, he should get in the ring with Masters. King gets in the ring, even thought JR tells him not to, and is about to fight when Bisch stops him and says if he wants to come back to work next week, he will wrestle with one arm handcuffed to the top rope. Coach comes down with the handcuffs. King splats Coach and kicks him out of the ring before handcuffing himself to the top rope.
Masters is throwing punches at King, and King gets a couple shots in. Masters comes back with punches and chokes him with his foot. Masters rips King's shirt off him. The ref uncuffs King on Masters word. Masters locks on the masterlock until King's out and the bell is rung. Masters hold the lock on for quite a bit longer until he can't hold a sagging King any longer. King is rolling on the mat holding his shoulder.

- Winner: Masters

- Commercial

Cryme Tyme comes down to the announce table. JR is still alone as King is receiving medical attention.One sits on each side of him, JR seems overwhelmed by them. Shad has his arm around JR and is rapping a bit. Shelton comes out. Cryme Tyme tries to get Shelton's attention waving their arms and yelling. He comes down to see them. They talk bling bling, etc. Carlito comes out to face Shelton.
Shelton slides form the ring, grabbing Carlito's ankle while he's on the apron and slams his face to the apron. Shelton rips Carlito's shirt off and throws punches in the ring. Shelton puts a chinlock on Carlito with knee to his back.
JTG tells JR not to look directly into his grills, he doesn't want JR to be blinded. JR comments about Carlito being left handed and Shad jumps in saying he had noticed that Carlito was a south paw. (The three of them work quite well together. Not as an all the time thing, but good fun for a one timer.)
Carlito fights back and hits a springboard back albow for two. Carlito hits a flapjack for two. Cryme Tyme is still hanging with JR, having fun. Carlito has the ref move and springboards but lands on his feet when Shelton moves.
Cryme Tyme gets up from the table and swipe Shelton's necklace, shirt and sunglasses before heading up the ramp. Shelton sees what's happening and gets distracted. Carlito hits the back cracker for three. JR says Shelton looses the match and looses his bling bling (funny sounding coming from JR.)

- Winner: Carlito

- Commercial

Slam of The Week - Lita and Mickie from last night in the Lumberjack Match. Lita wins the title.

Mickie comes bouncing down in a peach/salmon mini and a tiny white halter. Coach is at the announce table with JR. Coach says a bit ago the announce table looked like a double stuffed Oreo. JR says he likes Cryme Tyme, and well, he likes Oreos too - if we can't tell. Lita comes down to the ring in cargo pants and a t-shirt. Lita gets a mic and says she has good news and bad news. Good news is Mickie gets a title shot. Bad news is what Bisch wants, Bisch gets. It's a match lita was in earlier this year. Mickie has to have one hand tied behind her back. Mickie tries to argue and Lita says she can get Bisch out if she wants. Lita tells the ref to tie her hand and Lita will double check it. Mickie looks annoyed getting tied.
Lita ducks a punch and ***** slaps Mickie. Lita beats on Mickie. Side Russian leg sweep on Mickie for two. Lita climbs, but her moonsault misses when Mickie rolls. Mickie stomps Lita down in a corner. The ref calls her off. Mickie gets slammed face first into the turnbuckle. Lita then hits her leg swing DDT for three.

- Winer: LIta

Lita gets a mic and announces herself still Woman's Champ. She then announces the special guest ref for the evening - Bisch. Bisch comes out if zebra stripes. JR is still bitching about Bisch at the annonce table. Coach threatens JR with a firing if he keeps it up. He says he will tell Bisch everything JR says. JR then says Bisch is a jerk and says he knows Coach will tell him.

- Commercial

Lita is still in the ring with Bisch. Edge's music plays and he comes out with Randy. Piper's music plays and he comes out with Flair.
Flair and Edge lock up and Flair gets backed into a corner. He reverses and chops a couple times. Out of the corner Edge hits a clothesline and a missle dropkick for a quick two count. Edge climbs and Flair drops out of the way so Edge splats. Flair tags out. Piper throws punches and throws Edge across the ring. Piper kicks Edge in the face and gets a very slow one count after Bisch desedes to get into position. Edge rakes the eyes but gets caught in a sleeper. Lita distracts while Randy hits Piper in the head with a chair from Randy. Randy tags in and stomps up one side of Piper and down the other. Edge tags in a drops an elbow on Piper. Flair screams at Edge. Edge stomps and punches Piper. Edge covers for a quick two. Randy tags in and drops a knee on Piper's head while Edge holds him. Randy covers for two. Randy gets a headlock on Piper. and tags Edge in. Edge stomps Piper and applies a headlock. Piper elbow his way out, but runs into an elbow. Lita pulls the ropes down and Piper is attacked outside. Edge sets Piper up at the ring post. Edge grabs a chair and swings but Piper ducks. Piper rolls in and tries for Flair, he's able to tag out.
Randy tags in and gets chopped away by Flair. Back body drop by Flair and Chops to Edge who rushes in. Low blows to both Edge and Randy. Flair goes for the figure four but is kicked off and into Bisch. Flair gets speared by Edge. Another ref rushes in to count the pin, but Randy only gets two on Flair. Edge gets slammed crotch first into the ring post.
DX rushes in, helps Flair and Piper. Flair is dragged over Randy for the three. Edge runs off through the crowd. In the ring DX is standing over Bisch. Bisch gets to his feet. Bisch says he's the ref, but gets pedigreed by HHH. HBK hands HHH a mic. HHH says this is the past he would normally say they have two words for them. But tonight's different, they have three words for them - Big Dick Johnson, both HHH and HBK point to the stage. The fat stripper comes out in a DX track jacket and track pants. He dances out and dances around with HBK and HHH. HBK and HHH pick up Bisch and hold him on his knees while Big Dick strips down to his huge yellow banana hammock. Big Dick rubs all over the front of Bisch showing he has DX spray painted on his *** in green. He dances around the ring and then turns aournd. Bisch gets to join the 'Big Dick Kiss My *** Club' courtesy of HBK and HHH driving his face up Big Dick's bum.
HBK and HHH line up in the ring with Big Dick between them. They all crotch chop to the DX in-ring pyro.

Answer 2

this past monday eric bishoff was the gm for the night. He made some crazy matches. He made umaga fight maria. The tag team title was on the line in a match witched contain edge and randy orton vs. the nature boy and rowdy roddy piper. DX came out the help them. Carltio vs. Shelton Benjamin. There was also an womens title match. Mickie James vs Lita. But lita made her tie a hand behind her back. Jerry the King Lawler vs. the masterpierce.

Answer 3

Raw F--king sux'd this week. Vince made Eric Bishoff General Manager for a night for his involvement in making DX lose there first match. So that bastard Made the match of Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro (who really sux) for Jeff's Intercontintal Belt and the ref said if Melana interfered with the match he would call the match. Melana tripped Hardy and the ref called the match but Bishoff came out and said to start the match over and it would be a No DQ match. After Melana interfered and Bishoff Hardy got hit with a chair and the ref gave the match to Nitro (that bumb) who now has the Intercontenital Belt.

Bishoff Band DX from coming into Raw and Gave John Cena the night off.

Bishoff then made a match between Orton and Edge Vs the new tag team champs Flair and Piper. This match was at the end of the night and it was a No DQ match as well. After Orton accidently knocked out Bishoff who was the guest ref. A new ref came out. Once Bishoff was out DX came out HHH pedigreed Orton and Shawn Superkicked Edge HHH draged a knocked Flair and placed him over Orton and the ref counted out. Flair and Piper still Tag Team Champs.

Bishoff also made another match of Umaga vs Melana. Umaga beat up Melana for a little bit and John Cena came out and saved her (thank God). After Cena saved her he told Bishoff that he wasn't going anywhere and there was no way he was taking a Night off.

K-Fed came on and made a challege to Cena saying that he was the reason why Cena lost the World Heavyweight Belt and made a challege for a match in Miami on New Year's Day on Raw. John Cena accepted his challege.

Bischoff then made a match of Carlito vs Shelton Bengamin. Cryme Tyme came out to commentate and then Cryme Tyme took Shelton's Shirt and Necklace while Shelton was destracted Carlito put the Neck Cracker on Shelton and Carlito won the match.

Bishcoff then made the match of JR vs Chris Masters but Jerry Lawler stepped in. So Bishcoff told Lawler to wrestler Masters while chained to the ring. Masters beat the crap out of Lawler then put the Master Lock on Lawler and it was over.

Then Bischoff made a Tag Team split up match between Eugene and Hacksaw vs. Kenny and Mickey of Spirt Squad. Spirit Squad won and Eugene lost and started to beat the crap out of Hacksaw.

Answer 4

It was a good Raw.. The Matches are cool... And Batista returning, and the match for Backlash- Orton, Cody, Ted Vs HHH, Shane and Batista is the highlight..

Answer 5

eric bischoff was the gm for the night. so he ruined everything. jeff hardy lost his title to johnny nitro. maria had to face umaga. k fed challenged john cena to a match on new years. eugene and his partner got split up. besides that nothing else really good.

Answer 6

The best part was when Big Dick Johnson came down to the ring and started dancing around in his g-string. It was hilarious when he did the DX chop with DX.

Answer 7

Go to wwe.com and click on "raw" on the left side of the screen it will tell you everything.

Answer 8

Nothing much but K-Fed was there on the big screen & he sucked big time