Think you can write an interesting paragraph that includes, but is not limited by, these random phrases?

Question

(It can be longer thatn a paragraph, if you wish. This is just for fun.Just some creative Yahoo fun.)
1. go west young man, go west
2. a day that will live in infamy
3. why does everyone think I'm paranoid
4. say goodnight, Gracie
5. car 54 where are you
6. ding dong the wicked witch is dead

Answer 1

A day that will live in infamy, is the day i was told "o go west young man,go west" i was riding in the car,going nowhere really when i heard a voice yell out, " Car 54 where are you?", i slammed on the brakes, hitting a woman later to be named Grace, ' say goodnight, Gracie!", is what the headlines read two days later. I thought to myself, " why does everyone think i am parinoid", i know i didn't hit the woman on purpose, but as they dragged me off to the assylum i chirpped, " ding dong the witch is dead!", all the way.

Answer 2

One day a young man was going to go west. His father told him, "go west young man, go west!" His mother replied "This day is a day that will live in infamy!!" After a few weeks in the desert without any food or water, the young man saw a mirage. He screamed, "car 54 where are you?" Suddenly, out of nowhere someone from behind him started to laugh. "you're crazy!" The joked. That night, while alone beneath a cactus, he started to cry. "Why does everyone think I'm paranoid?" The next day, the young man was dead. The person who had laughed at him found him lying beneath the cactus. He sang for the rest of the day, "ding dong the wicked witch is dead!"

Answer 3

The day my wife Gracie died is a day that will live in infamy for me,One day i decided to follow a friends advice and go west young man go west. So I got in my car and turned on the radio and Racket Squad was on, you known the one that say's car 54,where are you. I pulled out on the main road and headed west.The weather was very dark and rainy and the wind was howling,some people say that i am very paranoid about the weather,but what scares me more are cemetarys, i wanted to go in and say goodnight Gracie, and then it hit me, no need to because ding dong the wicked witch is dead. So I drove past the cemetary and headed west to live happily ever after.

Answer 4

Chet heard "go west young man, go west". So he packed his bags and called the car company. "Car 54, where are you??" When he arrived in California and saw the landscape he said "This is a day that will live in infamy!" He met Bruce who introduced him to Gracie and Margaret. He fell in love with Gracie. Margaret got very suspicious of his involvement with Gracie. She turned against him spreading rumors around town, leading him to say "Why does everyone think I'm paranoid?!?" Gracie killed Margaret in a fit of jealousy trying to protect Chet while proclaiming "Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!" Then Chet tucked her in bed and kissed her saying "Good night, Gracie."

Answer 5

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