One example a colleague of mine came up with was - Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits (always where them one day after your boss does). This is particularly effective if your boss is the opposite gender.
2006-11-08 01:17:24 · 6 answers · asked by waggy 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
While in a store scream "Oh no! The voices have started again." When ever the intercom comes on.
2006-11-08 01:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Insist that there is a miniature giraffe living in one the drawers of your desk. Occasionaly throw paperclips in there explaining that they are the giraffe's favourite food.
Wear a long black veil and insist that you are in mourning for all the little kittens of the world.
Once you have drunk from a cup, smash it whilst screaming the word 'unclean' at the top of your voice.
Insist that everyone at work calls you 'Yartek' and refuse to answer to any other name.
2006-11-08 01:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by chris_morganuk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the way you think. I am promoting you to Executive Vice President for Corporate Cross Dressing.
2006-11-08 01:22:08 · answer #3 · answered by Isis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And whenever you write a check, on the little space on the left where it says "for" write "for sexual favors". Keep smiling. Makes everyone wonder what you are up to.
2016-05-21 21:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
switch the coffee to decaf for three weeks, then switch to expresso.
put mesquito netting around your office and play exotic music.
2006-11-08 01:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by maidenautumn 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It doesn`t sound terribly healthy to me...!
2006-11-08 01:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by andy c 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋