Mrs. Gilbert , who's husband works on an oil rig, was talking with the wife the other day while I was having a cup of tea and chocolate biscuit and watching the racing on TV. The wife was saying how slimming her new outfit is because really she is rather large. Mrs. Jenkins replied "Ha- You should me me with no clothes on" I didn't turn round but I could feel her eyes boring into the back of my neck. Today, she rang and asked if I know anything about floorboards? There's a squeaky one in her bedroom. I feel ashamed of my thoughts.
2006-11-08 01:10:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Apologies to Mrs. Jenkins. You are not on my mind- Honestly.
2006-11-08 01:59:36 · update #1
babe she wants you and who could blame her x
2006-11-08 01:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go and sort out the old dears floorboards - there's probably nothing in it, but if she does try it on, just say no, take the moral high ground and live with the fact that you've still got what it takes to get the ladies excited.
2006-11-08 01:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! Sounds like an episode of Coronation Street! I hope Mrs Jenkins is sexy, otherwise, you might want to find somewhere else to eat chocie bicies and watch the box!
2006-11-08 01:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to put talcum powder on it.
By the way, were both Mrs Gilbert and Mrs Jenkins inviting you around, you lucky old dog you?
2006-11-08 01:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by True Blue Brit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you value your marriage and love your wife don't even go there. It is possible there is nothing to it, but don't be too sure. Women can be quite crafty in these areas of seduction and know men are vulnerable. Once something "accidentally" happens there is no turning it back. Two marriages could suffer the results and lots of heartache to boot. People don't stop and think before they jump from the frying pan into the fire, then most likely you burn.
2006-11-08 01:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hell go for it hun you know what they say about large women:
the shade you in the sun and heat you in the winter!!!
You're onto a defo winner there!!! Offer to check out her bed springs whilst you're in the bedroom!!!! xx
2006-11-08 01:21:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband works away as well!
I also have this loose floorboard in my bedroom.......
2006-11-08 01:16:02 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you going to fix her floorboards?
2006-11-08 02:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by Jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're entertaining bad thoughts, and you better keep distance from her...sounds dangerous on your part because you might be seduced and give in...and you know exactly what will happen to ur families if ever that happens....
2006-11-08 01:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by chona a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do it but bring the wife with you :)
2006-11-08 01:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what i think is dat u are hving foolish thoughts over nothing. maybe she didn't mean it d way u think she does
2006-11-08 01:21:37 · answer #11 · answered by she devil 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋