I have lit many, for the amusement of others. I find that fire-farting with jeans on is OK. The resultant flame warms up your cheeks, its not unpleasant. However, as with everything I do, I tire easily, and quickly found myself removing layers of clothes until eventually holding the lighter to my naked ring. As the methane blasted out, a small amount lit inside my hoop and I arched my back and shrieked! My mates rolled around laughing but I was in some serious pain. I later read that you can really damage you insides doing it, and that (not sure how true this is) someone once did it to a cow who subsequently exploded..
..Hmmm...
The moral: Leave your jeans on when lighting farts.
2006-11-08 00:49:14
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answered by Shinny 3
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Rich, an old flat mate of mine, used to when we got home from the pub on a Friday. Yes they light, Yes the flame varies according to the potency of the fart and no, he didnt set fire to his trousers. At least that would have been funny.
2006-11-08 08:44:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Theres a really funny video clip on google video of a bloke lighting a fart, look it up!!
2006-11-08 10:54:46
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answered by Keira 4
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I didn't but my friend did! IT isn't very dignified though!
You lay on your back, Legs high in the air above head.
Get a match ready.
Then fart and you should get a little 'puff' of flamage!
For safety reasons, my friend wore jeans while doing this to protect the delicate butt area!! And it still worked.
It was absolutely hilarious!!
2006-11-08 08:47:30
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answered by Co-Zee 2
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I tried it once but it didn't work. Oh nooo everyone I am like soo sad I got a thumbs down! Booo hoo! Probably the opinion of some troll anyway!
2006-11-08 08:48:12
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answered by B 6
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Yeah, I've seen people do it. I've also seen people fake it by holding down the gas on the lighter and then lighting it, thus causing a mindblowing gas rip. Mind your goolies.
2006-11-08 08:47:52
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answered by Anonymous
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My dad has told me he used to back in his younger and wilder days. Mom would pretend to be horrified, all though I'm sure she was laughing hysterically. But if you have alot of hair back there, don't do it.
2006-11-08 10:44:57
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answered by Allison L 6
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My other half has plenty of times, it seems to be the thing to do to entertain his friends after one too many ribenas! They all fall about laughing like hyenas, boys eh?!
2006-11-08 08:43:04
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answered by Flossie 4
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My male friends used to do it in high school. Funny the first time. One guy burnt all his ****-hairs off one time which made it funny again.
2006-11-08 08:48:01
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answered by Emily W 3
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have you ever seen dumb and dumber? lol need i say more he leans forward with a lighter at his rear he then farts and a big flame comes out his bum. my stepdad also did this and he set his crutch of his trousers on fire setting his pubes alight.
2006-11-08 08:42:58
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answered by xxSHORTYxx 5
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