my Landlord, bless him, has decided to sell the house in which im currently living. Im not very happy about this. He could have waited till after xmas the unthinking money grabbing whatsit. Any way i was wondering how can i lower the average house price in my area so he doesnt get his money back on the sale. Should i convince my neighbours to open brothels? Or would throwing syringes about help? Also when people come to view the house dya think i should have a tramp party goin on? Would this put people off buying the house?
2006-11-08 00:34:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Renting & Real Estate
im not selfish im bitter thankyou.
nice to see some great sense of humour out there!!
2006-11-08 03:33:37 · update #1
oh and no i dont like the house particulary but it is still "home"
2006-11-08 03:34:42 · update #2
How selfish are you?? I cannot believe you would even have the nerve to ask such a horrible question.
As for calling your landlord an "unthinking money grabbing whatsit", your landlord probably NEEDS to sell the house now versus waiting until after Christmas. The reason I say this is because the real estate market is typically better after the new year, hence he'd probably make more money if he waited until then.
Based on your other questions, perhaps you should get some professional help...
2006-11-08 01:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-11-28 22:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All those things just amke you look bad. If he is just now listing it then the likelihood of it closing before Xmas is slim to none unless he gets a cash buyer.
It has to be shown to the right buyer, price needs to be ngotiated, funding has to be arranged and comitted, You need to be given 30 days notice to vacate etc.
It;s going to take a while. If he isa smart he will let you stay as long as he can to get the income and a house that is lived in sells better.
Make him a deal: You will always have it in "showcase" condition for potential buyers in exchange for a rent reduction.
Also, why don't YOU buy it yourself? Make him an offer. See what he says.
Above all don't panic or get hysterical. Been there.
2006-11-08 01:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The only way to lower housing prices in general is for nobody to buy them. The good news for you is that with interest rates going up, buyers are becoming scarce, but a lot depends on where you live. I would recommend you avoid activities that blatantly lower the desireability of the house. Your landlord will resent you for them, and you may never see your deposit again.
2006-11-08 00:40:22 · answer #4 · answered by Computer Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you like the house you live in? Maybe you could work out a "rent with option to buy" with the landlord (since the market is slowing down), or maybe you could buy it yourself?
2006-11-08 00:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by qatlvr 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let it get infiltrated with drugs and crime,that will bring down the value of any house or neighborhood.
2006-11-08 00:47:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF people knew the truth prices would drop even faster.
http://www.breakingbubble.com/index.htm
2006-11-08 03:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not, if you open a brothel it adds value to your neighborhood.
2006-11-08 00:38:21 · answer #8 · answered by x_squared 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋