If I don't try to stop this now, I am scared of what might happen. I'm sure I've found enough wool to make a dirty bobble hat? She may be planning illicit jam warfare - she's got books on pastry, and spent two weeks at a pottery training camp. I'm a bit scared.
2006-11-07 23:39:43 · 11 answers · asked by Ask the chicken 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Will the bobble hat, pastry tart and pot of jam be enough to cover her modesty when she does that Christmas nude calendar is what you should be asking yourself!
2006-11-07 23:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's a good thing that you've come to us for help. This woman clearly needs to be stopped!! I think you should sabotage her nefarious plans by 1) stealing her wool, or at the very least, dye them a disgusting shade of putrid green, and 2) "accidentally" dropping her pastry books into the fireplace.
2006-11-08 07:46:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
be carefull what yer doin' feller, dont use the jam incase theres a camera lurkin' about.Make sure she dosent make lemon curd, it means she is in cahoots with the chinese,Tea and crumpets is just a cover to butterup the russians, go carefull
2006-11-08 08:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by trucker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH NO!!!
She needs to be taken care of. Immediately. These people are a danger to society.
I know a guy who, for a piece of shortbread and a string vest (white), will ambush her, replace her bag with (gulp!) "Primark" clothes and run away to the nearest coffee house.
Shall I contact my "friend" for you?
2006-11-08 07:56:28 · answer #4 · answered by Teacher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be scared, it'll be pickles, chutneys and bottled fruit next, she might even be Miss January in the next calendar, bring her home and lock the door quick.
2006-11-08 08:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must report her activities to your Local Boys Brigade. It must be stopped. Someone could end up with a poorly crafted gift, and have to place it somewhere in their Home, so it can be seen by your wife.
Noooooooooooooooooo!
2006-11-08 07:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by jimmysaxo 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nah you dont have to worry until she starts doing macrame. Then you will have trouble on your hands, you bet you will.
2006-11-08 08:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't send her down the shops with your bank card.
2006-11-08 08:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Perseus 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
handcuff her to the kitchen sink
2006-11-08 07:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by Simon E 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
let not your wife dominate you but you dominate her
2006-11-08 08:05:57 · answer #10 · answered by JACOB J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋