I am gonna back hand this thing! It just merrily announced that it was done downloading an upgrade to my server that has been continually closing down on me. How dare it go off on it's own and do things like this? Will you all please avert your eyes as I give it a good old fashioned in the middle of Walmart beating?
2006-11-07 23:36:50 · 17 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ooo, sounds like it's been possessed by the ghost of Microsoft! best disable automatic upgrades... ;-)
2006-11-10 20:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Computers are always doing things on their own. Just last week, I went to the shops to buy a yo-yo, and when I came back, it had moved all the furniture in the living room and threw a half-full pack of cigarettes out the window. It think it's Y2K (+6).
2006-11-08 07:42:23 · answer #2 · answered by people are scum 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My computer downloaded 6 gigs of porn while I was at church Sunday morning. And if that wasn't bad enough, it lost all my money in an illegal offshore casino. Now it's sending out letters of condolence to Mrs Hussein. Where will the madness end?
2006-11-08 19:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the middle of Walmart beating? Thats a new one!
Here we usually say "he needs a good old fashioned behind the barn whupping."
Your pc is possesed, just like she said....better find an exorcist!
2006-11-08 07:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One time, when I was in Walmart watching women try on shoes, I saw this lady throw a computer keyboard at her obnoxious kid.
Do you happen to have a neice or nephew you could chuck at your computer?
2006-11-08 18:47:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Middle of Walmart beating? Classic! Go right ahead, I ain't stopping ya.
2006-11-08 07:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It must of had better things to do while you were typing away. Please don't beat it, it was only doing what it was told to do by something else. All it knows is 01010101010101010101. Don't make me throw my body in front of it to protect it. It doesn't know any better. Please have mercy on it. What's that you say computer you say I'm full of what???? Okay turtle have your way with it. May I join you?
2006-11-08 20:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine broke yesterday when I had to kick it and smack the mouse on the desk multiple times...that is why I am now using a chalkboard!
2006-11-08 09:19:34 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's possessed, mine's been doing that stuff too! I'll gladly stand aside, can I get some popcorn to watch the beating?
2006-11-08 07:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pssssstttt --- did you know it also cast a vote on your behalf???? --- best beat its' political affiliations out while you're at it!!!
2006-11-08 18:44:00 · answer #10 · answered by rjr 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋