Would a kitten on the end of a pole do the job?
2006-11-07 23:28:27 · 11 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
try snorting it :)
2006-11-07 23:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by Willeklong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a better suggestion:
1.) Take a razor.
2.) Shave off the hair on your head.
3.) Attach that to the mop.
4.) Clean your floor.
5.) Phone the ASPCA and tell them to come and pick up your kitten. You don't deserve it.
2006-11-07 23:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were drunk this morning and you have enough hand eye co-ordination to put a kitten on a pole? Yeah like you could manage that!
Lick it up - after all you passed out on the floor anyway - its not far to reach.
2006-11-07 23:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by Sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so... why don't you try getting some tissue to clean up the mess or with a rag....
2006-11-07 23:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by Alyana RTA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use paper towels instead tehn afterward cook up the cat and eat it
2006-11-08 00:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by rives 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just leave it, call in some dog off the street and let the dog do your dirty work!!!
2006-11-07 23:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by rattagous70 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure. then after you get your kitty soaked you can have your friend lick it clean!
2006-11-07 23:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by viewAskew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
2006-11-08 08:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by Tripping Billies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you can lick it up :-)
2006-11-07 23:29:59 · answer #9 · answered by imalickyouallover69 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try your muff!~
2006-11-07 23:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋