News just in, As part of the divorce settlement Paul McCartney is giving Heather Mills a plane, However she must continue to use a razor on the other leg.
2006-11-07 20:48:32 · 18 answers · asked by David 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Haha!
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
2006-11-07 20:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ouch thats a bit un called for, talk about being prejudice, cant the press and people like you leave these two alone to do what they said they wanted a quiet amicable divorce, for gods sake they have a daughter stuck in the middle of all the mess caused. Get a life!!
2006-11-07 20:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A gold miner was in the cave one day and had an accident.He had to have his leg apputated.He was laying in the hospital and he told his freind "Look at me...Who would want a one legged gold digger?" His friend replied "Try Paul McCartney"...lol
2006-11-07 21:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by the_silver_tin_man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
Lucky for you I'm an amputee with a sense of humour.
2006-11-07 20:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is simply cruel and in questionable taste. How would you survive with one leg?
2006-11-07 23:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by simon2blues 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that's the way i took it . from the news clip .
2006-11-07 20:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by tia c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God that's as old as the day they got married. Old joke.
2006-11-07 20:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by jizzi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was told that joke by my grandmother last week dude....
2006-11-07 21:12:16 · answer #8 · answered by garfet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very bad taste....but very funny..snigger!
2006-11-07 21:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your question is 'did this joke make me laugh?' then yes had a good snigger.
2006-11-07 20:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by bottomburps 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋