Democrat and Republican??

Question

What is the difference between them?! it is driving me insane!
Hahaha yea, I know...short drive...
lol thanks!

Answer 1

Democrats are a buncha hippies who are wussies and can't stand up for anything. They are in love with taxes (taking money from citizens for people who are too damn lazy to get a job and earn themselves their OWN money). So basically, democrats are full of democrap.

Republicans won't let anybody mess with America. They also have morals. And Republicans don't like the government taking money from us for people on welfare. I go for this smart party.

---------------------------------------------
That reminds me of a joke:

A little girl is playing in her front yard with a relatively new-born litter of kittens. John Kerry is walking down the street, and he notices the little girl playing with the adorable little kittens.

So, John Kerry says to the girl, "That's a very cute cat you have in your hand. What's its name?"

The little girl responds by saying, "His name is Democrat." John Kerry absolutely loves the name.

A week passes and John Kerry walks down that same street with Bill Clinton. The same little girl is playing out in her front yard with the same adorable kittens. John Kerry turns to Bill Clinton and says, "Check this out."

So, John Kerry and Bill Clinton walk up to the girl, and Kerry says, "Say, what is that kittens name that you are holding?"

The little girl responds by saying, "His name is Republican."

John Kerry and Bill Clinton are both in shock. John Kerry says, "Last week you told me that that very same kitten was named Democrat."

So, the little girl responds again by saying, "Yeah, but this week the kittens eyes are open."

Answer 2

Democrat

Answer 3

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon
approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes
west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
Well" answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct,
but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well, said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are on a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to
solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in
before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault."

Answer 4

democrats like to give things away like "welfare" for some ppl that DONT work...just so that they can get into office.. but then they raise the taxes higher for the ppl that actually work hard for their life. the republican dont give things away but they dont give things like welfare. they believe that everyone should work for themselves. if they got no skill, their fault....they didn't go 2 school 2 learn. i like republican.

Answer 5

Well it would tke me a while..
Simply Republicans tend to lean more toward biblical values.

Answer 6

Not a lot,,,, there are bad and good in both parties. They both want to control the government.

Answer 7

go check out politics and gov there are some interesting points flying around over there

Answer 8

Democrat:
gay rights, abortion rights, evolution,stem cell research.

Rebublican:
Screw the gays,pro-life, intelligent design, stem cell my a s s!

Answer 9

its like the difference between your mom and your dad

Answer 10

You're not alone. The difference is less and less every day. I go Independent.