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Shoot it down with a meatball cannon. Then neutralize it's ability to get its noodle tentacles around your throat by grating a fresh parmigiana bomb over it's head. If it's especially vicious, you may need to engage in hand to hand combat, I'd suggest arming yourself with a garlic bread baton. Once the battle is over, devour your enemy.

2006-11-07 13:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Daddy 3 · 3 0

I miss MY flying spaghetti monster...it got into a Holy War with the Flying Pissghetti Monster, even though they're basically the same thing, and they both got completely destroyed and, eventually, digested. Tasty, yet oh so tragic.

2006-11-07 23:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 3 · 1 0

Get a giant rotating fork installed in your backyard. It will trap him and get all wrapped up around it. Then call all your friends over for a monster spaghetti feed.

2006-11-07 21:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by sterno73 3 · 2 0

OH NO! Not one of the deadly flying spaghetti monsters!!!!! You have absolutly no safe way of fighting this monster. You must call in the MAGIC HOBBIT NINJA SQUAD!!!

Good luck.

2006-11-07 23:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Pretending2beSANE 1 · 0 0

Is he by himself, or is flying in a flying spaghetti saucer?

Bake some good Italian bread, and that should lure him in, and you can obtain his blessings.

2006-11-07 21:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0 0

call in the Pasta patrol...the ravioli rangers..and the Lasagna League....they and the Parisian Prince will save you...
Keep a stiff upper lip and break out the chafing dishes...Help is on the way

2006-11-07 21:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by Matt Z 3 · 2 0

hmmm.... a flying spaghetti monstar eh? well have it over for dinner the next time u see it. (i mean that literally of course) in other words chow down!!!!!!!

2006-11-07 21:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0 0

You should feel honored, naturally. FSM usually only visits pirates. Ooh, are you really a pirate in disguise?

2006-11-07 22:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by Cracea 3 · 0 0

Let it in. Make peace with the monster ;-)

2006-11-07 21:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by The ~Muffin~ Man 6 · 0 0

set out a trap baited with parmesan cheese

2006-11-07 22:43:09 · answer #10 · answered by DRAGON LADY 3 · 0 0

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