Shoot it down with a meatball cannon. Then neutralize it's ability to get its noodle tentacles around your throat by grating a fresh parmigiana bomb over it's head. If it's especially vicious, you may need to engage in hand to hand combat, I'd suggest arming yourself with a garlic bread baton. Once the battle is over, devour your enemy.
2006-11-07 13:51:47
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answered by Mr. Daddy 3
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I miss MY flying spaghetti monster...it got into a Holy War with the Flying Pissghetti Monster, even though they're basically the same thing, and they both got completely destroyed and, eventually, digested. Tasty, yet oh so tragic.
2006-11-07 23:20:03
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answered by Sarah 3
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Get a giant rotating fork installed in your backyard. It will trap him and get all wrapped up around it. Then call all your friends over for a monster spaghetti feed.
2006-11-07 21:49:21
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answered by sterno73 3
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OH NO! Not one of the deadly flying spaghetti monsters!!!!! You have absolutly no safe way of fighting this monster. You must call in the MAGIC HOBBIT NINJA SQUAD!!!
Good luck.
2006-11-07 23:03:54
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answered by Pretending2beSANE 1
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Is he by himself, or is flying in a flying spaghetti saucer?
Bake some good Italian bread, and that should lure him in, and you can obtain his blessings.
2006-11-07 21:50:41
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answered by Heron By The Sea 7
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call in the Pasta patrol...the ravioli rangers..and the Lasagna League....they and the Parisian Prince will save you...
Keep a stiff upper lip and break out the chafing dishes...Help is on the way
2006-11-07 21:45:00
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answered by Matt Z 3
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hmmm.... a flying spaghetti monstar eh? well have it over for dinner the next time u see it. (i mean that literally of course) in other words chow down!!!!!!!
2006-11-07 21:45:26
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answer #7
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answered by The Evil Drummer 2
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You should feel honored, naturally. FSM usually only visits pirates. Ooh, are you really a pirate in disguise?
2006-11-07 22:35:31
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answered by Cracea 3
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Let it in. Make peace with the monster ;-)
2006-11-07 21:48:06
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answered by The ~Muffin~ Man 6
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set out a trap baited with parmesan cheese
2006-11-07 22:43:09
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answered by DRAGON LADY 3
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