I need over 50 questions...can you people help me out with that...it is not for here...just to let you know?

Question

I need 50 or so questions that I can ask people...
funny once are good

Answer 1

Turkey or Ham?
Whats your birthstone?
Fav. non acholic drink?
Fav. acholic drink?
Fav. food?
What are you wearing?
Do you ever get mad that the people in funeral processions drive so slow?
Have you ever ran a light to avoid waiting for a funeral procession?
What the oddest color poo you've ever seen?
What sound does a giraffe make?
Do you think bags of onion in the store should be sold w/ a pack of breath mints attached?
When your cold how do you warm up?
Have you ever snezzed and farted at the same time?
Have you ever relised a S.B.D. (silent but deadly) and just walked away?
Have you ever wrote a letter to anyone in jail?
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
If you were to comit a crime, what would it be?
Have you ever had a gun pointed at you?
Do you fantize about the what ifs?
How would your life be different if you were a midgit?
How would your life be diff. if you were taller?
Do you ever use the check spelling button?
What makes cuss words cuss words?
Do you still play with toys?
Do you have any toys you played with as a kid?
What did you do during the blackout?
What is the oddest thing you have a pic. of & why?
Do you think the animals that walk across the street when there is trafic are suicidal?
Whats the most annoying christmas carol?
Do you have a nickname you hate?
Do you eat your mashed potatoes plain?
What is your quirkyest quirk?
What words can you make on a cauculator?
Do you have any stickers in your home & where?
Have you ever givin yourself a "titty twister"?
Do you need to clean right now?
When did you last take a shower?
How much change is in your pockets?
Can I have it? (to the above question)
How do you act when your cranky?
Whats an inside joke that you have & the story behind it?
What was the last thing you hurt?
Do you appolige to your pets for yelling at them?
Can you make any relistic animal sounds? please deminstrate...
Do you answer yourself?
Whats the last thing you ate?
What do you absolutly hate about anyone you know?
Do you think eating pizza makes your nails grow stronger?
How often do you yawn?
Do you actually hope that you really already won the publishers clearing house sweepstakes?
If I told you that I'm not pretty, would you think you are?
Do you ever confuse people on pupose?
What was the last thing you did just for "the fun" or "the heck" of it?
If I gave you a million dollars, would you share it with me?
Whats the grossest thing you ever ate?
What color was your puke the last time you puked?
Would you sign my pants?
Can I sign yours?
Am I getting annoying yet?
Have you got the time?
How do you have the time when it isn't a person,place or thing?
How many words do you know?
Do you know the words personally?
Have you ever been in public, and relized you have something on your person you shouldn't or thats really outta place?
Have you ever reached in your pocket or purse & been like WTF whys that there?
Do you really belive that things just randomly grow legs & walk away?
Have you ever blamed someone for loseing something then found it on you or beside you?
Do you think that mice & cockroachs could ever be friends?
What size shoe do you where? Prove it...
How many tounge twisters do you know? Tell me...
Do you rember all the words to songs you used to sing as a child?
Do you think I have a hidden camera asking all these questions?
Whats the most useless item you own?
How many brand name slogans do you know?
What are they?
Why can't you compare apples and oranges?
Whats the oddest question anyone has ever asked you?
Whats the oddest thing you've ever said?
How do you know cows go moooooooooooooooooo?
Name a word thats the same backwards & fowards?
Whats a word that has alot of meanings, but spelled the same way?
How many meanings can you think of for this word _______?
Have you ever danced with a turkey while you were prepaing it for dinner?

Answer 2

1. If you were a nationality other than your own, which would you choose and why?
2.What 2 people would you most like to stand next to in a picture?
3.What are you a self proclaimed expert at?
4. What is the most common compliment people give you?
5. If you could bring someone famous back from the dead, who would you choose?
6. Where do you not mind waiting?
7. What do you hate sharing?
8. Where is your birthmark?
9. Who is the worlds smoothest person?
10. How many times a week do you read the funny pages?

There you go. I can only think of 10 right now.

Answer 3

How many times in a day do you bang your head? Have you ever punched a hole in a wall? Have you ever pumped up a bike tire so much it exploded? When you go fishing do you use big hooks or small ones? Do you try to follow ambulances when driving to pass by others? Are you artistically inclined? Are you artistically declined? Do you realize while riding a bike that every up hill has a downhill? How's that?

Answer 4

Just go through these pages and find 50 questions that you like.

Answer 5

It`s "ones",not once.
How old are you?
How many tv channels were there when you were a kid?
Where is the remote?
Favorite cookie?
What is a whatnot used for?
Ever been to a Renaissance Faire?

Answer 6

The old Y!A tried and true question that keeps getting asked over and over again ad nausem: "Could I be pregnant?"

Answer 7

it a sunny yet chilly day ,your rain is perhaps on that is way the following.and as for that celeb you want.i am going to grant you with one.besides the undeniable fact that it must be authentic what they say ,even as people commence speaking about the elements they favor something.

Answer 8

Do you like the song "Tiny Bubbles" sung by Don Ho?
Do you think I should get a manicure/pedicure tomorrow?
Do you like people who say "I told you!"?
What is your favorite peppa? Black peppa, white peppa, or toilet peppa?
Do you like people that ask stupid questions?

Answer 9

~ What happens if you get scared to death twice?

~ If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

Answer 10

What's the air speed velocity of a non-laden swallow?