once i was going to the park with my boyfriend to walk our dogs, i put on this skirt that felt loose but i didn't think anything would happen, well that wasn't a good idea because when i got there with my dog his dog came up to me, put his head up my skirt and pulled it down. the worst thing was that the dog ran with my skirt and my boyfriend had chase his dog to get it.
2006-11-07 12:42:30 · 13 answers · asked by A Lonely Kitty__♥ 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
My Corgi dashed off after a cat one time and I took off on her heels but she lost me. Then I saw the cat sitting on a stump licking it's paws and no dog in sight. A nearby neighbor started calling me (I thought to see what was wrong). When I went over to ask if she'ld seen my dog go by, there was my dog inside her doorway sitting there by her side as if that was where she lived and I was coming to visit. Anyone who knows Corgis know that they can clearly laugh at you.
2006-11-07 13:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by character 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably when I was walking a foster dog and we were alongside a busy road and the dog saw a squirrel, pulled me and I fell on my bum into the very steep ditch on the side of the road. It was full of muddy water and I had to walk back home looking like a homeless person.
Oh wait.....or the time that I was having a party and my dog decided to go into the bedroom. She then came out with my leopard thong underwear hanging out of her mouth and then proceeded to think it was a game when I tried to nonchalantly get then away from her! She made sure that EVERYONE saw them!
2006-11-07 12:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by msnite1969 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine is embarassing and disgusting...my dog likes to eat a lot of grass, and one day my boyfriend and I were walking down the sidewalk along a busy road, and the dog decides to poop...well, a long piece of grass was still stuck half in, half out, and she started freaking out trying to scrape her butt on the ground and run in circles to get rid of the hangy thing in front of everyone driving by. She couldn't get it to come loose, so my boyfriend had to hold her still while I got a leaf and pulled it out so she would walk again. I almost died, but she wasn't going anywhere with something hanging... My boyfriend was bright red and laughing so hard he could barely hold her still.
2006-11-08 02:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by Christy K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, my little spaniel X had some grass she couldn't quite expel from her body in the park. She was dragging her butt on the ground with this long piece of grass hanging from it, I was so embarrassed I walked away, "Not MY dog"! My then boyfriend went over and stepped on the offending grass, so when she scooted ahead the grass finally came out. Poor dog.
2006-11-07 14:06:31 · answer #4 · answered by dogriver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I got a very young kitten from the pound. They neglected to tell me that the kitten was a bobcat mix, which I should have figured since his mits covered my coke can before he put holes in it.
They gave me a cardboard box to take him home in. Tugger didn't like boxxes so before I'd gotten out of the ASPCA parking lot, he had already begun fileting the box into confetti occompanied by hideous yeowls, chirps and barks.
I was a tad worried since he was accompaning me in a sports car with very nice leather seats and I lived 20 miles away up a winding mountain. Did I mention I really liked my seats? I did, for a little while at least until within one block Tugger had eaten his way through the box and was starting on my car.
I've always been a fast driver, but something made me drive even faster this morning. I figured after he ate my seats, he'd probably eat me. So off I went as a kitten on Ritalin started to dismantle my car from the inside. I am pretty sure in his craze to eat my seat that he didn't mean to rake my scalp with his extended talons, for that's the size they were, but he did, and blood became part of the inside of the car as it ran off my head onto his paws and then all over the freakin car. Did I mention I drive fast? Well Tony Stewert couldn't have caught me by this time, but the CHP waiting ahead for the erratic driver did!
Oh how to explain you have a creature from another dimention intent on destroying everything he can land his paws on.
The officer couldn't understand when I wouldn't roll the window down. He must have been shocked by the bloody smears on the inside of the car, the blood on me and the Banshee screaming coming from under the seat.
Through the screaming I told him about the kitten which of course he didn't believe. I rolled down the window a little so he could hear me better and he got too close. Up from under the seat flew the kitten, intent on escaping throught the crack in the window. He was sooooo fast, his claws and teeth barely missed the officer who added a shriek of his own. He got in front of my car and escorted me home at warp speed.
I am still friends with the officer and Tugger became his friend too. He ended up being the biggest, baddest but most gentle giant I have ever had the priveledge to have a friend in. I will miss him forever. RUM TUM TUGGER RIP
2006-11-07 13:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by wildmedicsue 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i do no longer possibly have a grossest 2d, yet I easily have a maximum embarrassing one. I used to have those denims that have been somewhat too huge for me, and that i replaced into bending right down to get my books to flow to my next type. because of the fact they have been see you later, I stepped on the top of them. all human beings in my grade now is familiar with what underclothes i replaced into donning that day.
2016-10-21 11:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by bergene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was playing in my yard with my toddler daughter, and one of my katz started to play with us. I tripped over her and landed in such a way on our patio flowerbed border that I broke my thumb, wrist and wrist.
When I filled out the insurance forms, and the forms at the hospital... I was pretty embarrassed. To make it worse, one of my friends called another one of our friends who is the local newspaper editor and I made the front page.
2006-11-07 12:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by ihave5katz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It ate the next door neighbours cat food then growled at them. He chased our car if we wanted to go out. He bailed up Mormans when they knocked on the front door. He stole any undies he could out of mums undie draw then hooned about the yard with them so I had to yell at him " GIVE BACK MUMS UNDIES" a hundred times.
2006-11-07 12:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by Melbel of the 7 seas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were some used, um, pads in the garbage and the puppy brought one out and pranced all over the house with it. She thought it was her new chewtoy. That was so hard to get out of her mouth!
2006-11-07 12:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had some friends over for dinner. then my dog starting humping one of my friend's (a girl) leg!!
2006-11-07 12:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋