Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
2006-11-07 12:19:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Too Funny...can't stop Laughing
2006-11-08 11:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by G 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lucky
2006-11-07 20:28:21 · answer #2 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky
2006-11-07 20:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by Janjan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky
2006-11-07 20:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unlucky
2006-11-07 20:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Whatever! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it all depends on U ...what kind of person ur...if u r a hard working and upright person then defiantely u would be offended by ur friend using ur name for doing this kind of thing..but if u r like me..i would say hello friend where can we find someone like her again..lol.. so i think myself to be receipint of money..Lucky
2006-11-07 20:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sachin Kumar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No such thing as luck, Bob just sucks and got what he deserved.
2006-11-07 20:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by tankgirl190 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, right on! LMAO, hes lucky, and the friend deserved getting NOTHING!
2006-11-07 20:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem unlucky,it must suck to have -30 points.
2006-11-07 20:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so freaken funny, that would be so funny if that happened to one of my friends cuz they are alwayshaving bad luck
2006-11-07 20:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋