My granddaughters deadbeat, baby beating sperm donor! Trolls are a close second!
2006-11-07 12:47:42
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answered by Papa WILL 6
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
2006-11-07 12:16:14
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answered by Seth C 2
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Standing at the supermarket checkout with a couple of items, Waiting, Waiting, WAITING !
Then after you've been standing there for what seems like eternity....Another silly checkout chick, asks the last person in the Que to go to her register she's opening.
Why don't they ask the ones who have been standing there the longest? GGGGRRRRR!
2006-11-07 12:39:20
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answered by jerli3 1
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Constipation.
2006-11-07 12:08:20
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answered by pornstar 4
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Cramps, Bad Hair Days, Liars and Lost Stuff:)
2006-11-07 12:12:02
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answer #5
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answered by Blondie Beach 2
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The way parents drive at my kids school.
50 open parking spaces and they have to park in the handicap spaces, in the fire lane, block you in, parks on the sidewalks, honks at you. They don't even get out of the car to go get their kids they just scream and honk out the windown and scream at that their kid like...
"HURRY UP, NICK, I'M BLOCKING THE ROAD". Well, Yeah! Because you didn't park in the 50 open parking spaces.
There! That is what annoys me!
2006-11-07 12:10:37
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answered by Anonymous
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People that think they have you sized up and label you and put you into groups.. without ever bothering to really get to know you..i cant stand that
Its like "guilty until proven innocent" when it should be the other way around
2006-11-07 21:38:35
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answered by unpronounceable 4
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Action C and Dope Boy Magic.
2006-11-07 12:19:13
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answered by That one guy 6
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people posting the same daRn question but phrasing it differently here in Yahoo Answers,
2006-11-07 12:30:18
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answered by Lil'MissSnshne 4
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Liars, ignorant people, amd people with no sense of humor along with pomposity and arrogance.
2006-11-07 12:36:44
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answered by toughguy2 7
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