Where can my worried friend Walter, buy a wigwam for his Wapiti?

Question

He stubbornly refuses to sleep indoors and bellows with indignation if presented with a conventional tent. Also being a bit of a loner, he won't mix with other elk and positively scoffs at the idea of sharing his wigwam(when bought).

Answer 1

Tell him that if he is lucky
you will take him to a village in kentucky
the place is a dream
and they sell ice-cream
He may even get some nookie

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Just find him a home
where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

How often at night when the heavens are bright
With the light from the glittering stars
Have I stood there amazed and asked as I gazed
If their glory exceeds that of ours

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Where the air is so pure, the zephyrs so free
The breezes so balmy and light
That I would not exchange my home on the range
For all of the cities so bright

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Oh, I love those wild flow'rs in this dear land of ours
The curlew, I love to hear scream
And I love the white rocks and the antelope flocks
That graze on the mountaintops green

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Try Rosebud South Dakota

Answer 2

Why, I believe that Walter can buy a wigwam for his Wapiti from a pig farm in Tahiti. That is, of course, unless he can also find an auto for his mamas from a gato in the Bahamas.

Answer 3

It's a well known fact that an Elk under psychological manipulation will sleep anywhere. Walter however may be the real problem here!

Answer 4

Is he confusing a wigwam with a teepee? Cos a wigwam is not a tent. Its more of a hut.

Answer 5

Whatever walter wants or wishes walter should have.

I suggest a waterproof, wax cloth will do wonders for walter from woolworths.

Answer 6

I think he's afraid of being accused of 'loitering within tent'

Answer 7

Ask my mate Martin, the mini-mart managers mate.

Answer 8

wat is a watpiti i always thought it was a teepee.