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What's the best or stupidest reason you ever gave for staying out of school?
When I was little I put ice on my forehead and told my Mom I had a cold. I didn't work!

2006-11-07 09:48:46 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I used to fake a fever. I would take the thermometer into the bathroom and stick it underneath the hot water for about 3 seconds. It never worked for me--but that didn't stop me from trying

2006-11-07 09:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0 0

I had bad Diarrhea from eating at a Buffet the night before and crapped all over my underwear - during a Math test! I was going to stay until class ended but the smell was SO bad, kids started to complain. The jig was up so I got up and left the room - to a room full of "OMG's!" When I got to the boy's room the mess was horrible, so I took off my underwear and threw them in the trash and tried to clean my pants as well as I could. I went to the nurse and she sent me home. The next day in school, I heard that someone had Diarrhea and spread it all over the boy's room mirror and left the underwear on the door handle! Wasn't ME!

2006-11-07 18:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by Alotta FAT! 2 · 0 0

lol i like yours.
when i was younger i was telling we are having stupid classes or we won't do anything important. it did work sometimes, but only sometimes

2006-11-07 17:51:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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