what position whould jesus play?
whould micheal jackson moon walk to first base after a walk?
would sammy sosa or albert pujols win a fist fight? Arod or jeter? Bret farve or randy johnson?
2006-11-07 08:51:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
Jesus would be a center feilder so he could float around and catch anything. basically he could be the whole outfield.
micheal jackson would get boo'd more then barry bonds for molesting children. he'd have to walk his sorry Aye-S-S back to the dug out and have a pinch runner or his nose might fly off when trying to round 2nd.
Pujols would crush Sosa's face in just like he does to the baseball. Jeter would kick gAy-rods teeth in and a-rod would go crying home to mommy like the little sissy he is.
Bret Farve would stomp out Johnson on simple principle. he plays football. end of story.
2006-11-07 10:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by merffergesin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus would be a pitcher, no, Micheal would not do that, thats the queerest question I've ever heard, Albert Pujold would murder Sammy Sosa, Alex Rodriguez is a better player than Derek Jeter, but Jeter is a better Yankee, and Bret Farve over Randy Johnson, because Farve is 2nd all time in TD's while Johnson is third all time in K's, and it is much more common to get a K than a TD.
2006-11-07 18:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a carpenter, Jesus would be strong in the shoulders and arms especially, so I could see him being a solid closer in baseball, or even a QB in football.
Yes, Michael Jackson would moon walk to first base. This should have been obvious.
I think Pujols wins in a fist fight over Sosa. It would be a draw between Jeter and A-Rod when the inevitable slapping that ensues causes A-Rod to swing and miss forty times (assuming of course the fight occurs in October) and Jeter to break a nail (the index finger?? Heavens no!).
I gotta think Favre would beat Randy Johnson. Johnson's tall but gangly. At the very least Randy could use the left jab to keep Brett at bay for a little while, but once he wore down, Favre would snap back into high gear.
2006-11-07 17:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by diamondrfk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would play 1B
In a celebrity look-a-like softball game on the
Sureal Life, the Michael Jackson had another
guy with him in the field with a umbrella.
Albert Pujols would win over Sosa
Derek Jeter is HOF and will retire the number 2
with the Yankees.
Randy Johnson is a One of a Kind
2006-11-07 17:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus would play himself,
I bet he would just be all kewl,
I would say Sammy Sosa and Albert Pujols would win the fight
2006-11-07 16:59:20 · answer #5 · answered by vickyg_892008 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sinatra would Kick all their asses well maybe Not Brett Favre he seems to be indestructible but yeah why not?
2006-11-07 16:59:46 · answer #6 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he'd be a utility infielder
2006-11-07 16:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by J-Far 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Forgot you meds?
2006-11-08 01:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strange ? ill get back to you ok Sorry!! :(
2006-11-07 16:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋