Why can ladies not understand some simple things about men? Lots of questions can be avoided.?

Question

1)Men think about sex allot. Think about sex with their wife, wife’s sister, wife’s mother, and pretty much every lady they see. Even when they see a lady that is very physically unpleasant they think “boy I would not have sex with her” but it is still about sex. And it has nothing to do with the way they feel about you.
2)If it were not for sex no strait man would ever go near a woman because other than sex they are just not that much fun.
3)Woman see moral/ character issues in life that men just do not see. They really do not exist in our minds. Examples would be A) If you cheat on your wife before or after you have kids that is bad but if you cheat on her while she is pregante..o’man that is really bad. Why, what is the difference? B) When you leave for work or when you get home you need to say something to whoever is there in the house. Why if you look around and I am not there then I have left, then later if you look around and I am there then I have come home. That is not complicated. C) Woman believes there are times it would be nice to get together with another couple and do something with out beer. This thought does not make any sense in a mans mind.
4)The questions what are you thinking, what are your plans, what is wrong, or any other related questions are just total gibberish. Plus, woman 98% of the time if your man was HONEST with you when ask you would really not like what you heard.
5)Yea the whole honesty thing. How many times has a woman said the words “I just want you to be honest with me”. NO YOU DO NOT. What you want is an answer you like or an answer you do not like followed by a 3 hour conversation about whey that answer is wrong followed by the man changing his mind and thanking you for striating him our. See we as men just try to cut out the middle and jump strait to the answer we know you want.

So my question is why do ladies have such a hard time with these facts? Do you in fact not believe these things? Really I want to know.

Please understand that I wrote this part in fun, I do believe it 100% but still in fun. The people who get this the most will be those in a marriage really trying to make it work just like me. 13 years same wife 3 kids and a dog. I have no doubt she is smarter and a better person than me in every way and that is kind of what I was trying to point out and that her odds of fixing me are pretty close to 0.

Answer 1

I've been married 36 years, and I think you have nailed it!! It's funny but 99% true. Men and women, instead of trying to convince ourselves we are all equal - need to realize equal does not mean we are the same. we do not think alike, we do not see things the same and that is just the plain truth.

good job of laying it out there. I enjoyed reading what i have thought about so many times!

Answer 2

I totally feel you 100%. It took I don't know how many heart breaks, and emotional break downs to understand this. Men are really simple, they don't lie, they only tell you what you ask them or don't tell you the full story. Women are based off of emotions. Emotions make us up. Let me break it down to you by number.
1. Men think about sex, which is great, I get it. MEN LOVE SEX, but shouldn't you love your wife more, so why not think of her as much as you think of sex w/her, and NOT HER SISTER, MOTHER AND PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER LADY YOU SEE
2. If it was not for sex....AND PERMISCIOUS MEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE STD'S and jealouse women, bastard children. Men think about "right now" women think about "the future"
3. Women see character and moral bla, bla bla, NO, we feel another person's energy, better than that FEMALE INTUITION!!! a. If you cheat period it's bad, doesn't matter when. It's betrayal, it's lying and hurting the so-called woman you love....IT'S SELFISH AND IMMATURE. b. just leaving is being rude, yell "BABY I'M GONE" is that too much to ask......tomorrow is not promised, so live everyday as if it's your last....once again thinking for the moment. c. we like get togethers, so we can sit back and take mental notes on the "other" woman's man and say to ourselves...."oh at least I don't have it that bad", it make sense to us, and keep us sane LOL
4. What are you thinking, what's wrong...BECAUSE YA'LL *SS COME IN W/AN ATTITUDE, AND NOT SPEAK!!! "Honey, I'm home" and a bug huge would so that you did miss us. If 98% of the women was told the truth, then we would have a lower divorce rate. Women appreciate the truth more than a lie ANYDAY!!
5. Yeah the whole Honesty thing. IS WHAT A MARRIAGE "NEED" you hear me...are you listening/reading...it's what a wife "NEEDS" FROM HER HUSBAND...THE FREAKING TRUTH. Those 3 hour conversations, would turn into 3 min facts stated and moved on to enjoy the evening. So Men...you need to cut out the bull crap (the middle) and jump straght to the point, the truth.

So my question to you is why do men have a hard time growing the h*ll up. Telling their woman the truth and think about sex less often?????

Answer 3

1) Men aren't the only ones, you would blush if you heard the lunch room talk in my office with all the ladies
2) I'll call your bluff, but you'd still hang around because just the THOUGHT that you MIGHT get some keeps you hanging on.
3) A. Cheating on a woman while she's carrying YOUR child is a no no amplified because she already feels ugly and fat, you are just justifying that feeling, not only that with the surge of hormones she's got raging through her at that time, you'd be lucky if you survived her finding out. B) It's called common courtesy, but you do have a valid point on that one (I give you props) C) You got me there too... lol...
4) this statement I believe relates to Question 1. More than likely, this will be the answer.
5) I don't normally ask questions I don't want the answers to. If he's out late at night, I don't ask him "have you been to the juggy joint" because I don't want to know, I don't ask him "does this dress make me look fat" because regardless if it does or not, I'm not going to listen to him and think it makes me look fat anyway. I don't ask him "how much money did you spend on that receiver" because I don't want to really know, it will probably make me VERY cranky, so I just go and buy me something new to make up for it

Answer 4

You did all that writing and you still managed to sound simple minded, well you are right, men, such as yourself are very simple, easy creatures to decipher. Young girls may not be hip to this fact yet but more seasoned women can see you coming a mile away.
By the way, don't flatter yourself, women are much smarter than we let on, we know how to get to a man and although you may think that we don't understand your language- we do! It's almost too simple when it comes to men's archaic brains, I think most women take it as a special project, just to see how predictable you can actually get. Oh and by the way, except for #1(we all know men live by this and it can't be helped because they don't mature quick enough), #'s 2,3,4 and 5 belong to ignorant, narrow-minded, simpletons.

Answer 5

First I will say that you are a sexist pig. But, you cannot group all men under that category with you. I know lots of genuinely good guys, and I am married to one. I am not saying that he is perfect, or that I am for that matter, because we have our problems. These "facts" may be true about you and all of your sad excuses for friends, but women don't believe those "facts" because many men are not that way. Your attitude is what is wrong with marriages right now. No one respects each other anymore. If both men & women respected each other, instead of judging each others imperfections, the world would be much better off. And the divorce rate would not be 50%

Answer 6

Wow dude, sounds like you have anger issues. If you've been hurt by women, let it go. You're not the only human on this planet that's got his feelings hurt.

As for the whole stereotyping men and women, we're not all alike. I'm a women and I think of sex all the time as well. I have a boyfriend that doesn't think of sex all the time. So does that mean your theory is right or wrong? No, we all have our opinions but don't try to push it on us women to think that what you're saying is right.

Answer 7

Well, I Agree!!!!! Men are pigs!!!!! LOL But really, If women would just stop acting like - they expect more from you guys, they would be much happier I tell my daughter all the time" honey, "He's just a man- don't expect to much (help, truth,conversation, love,sensativity,honesty,respect, faithfulness, ect.ect.ect.) and you will never be hurt or let down.
For again- HE IS JUST A MAN!!!!! So, stop expecting them to be more ladies, they just can't be!!!!
Thank you for you honesty, and if you're wife needs me to break it down for her, I'm more then happy to help. She should be proud of you, most men don't have the balls to admit that there wives are the better, stronger half. And as far as men go, I think you're all right!!!

Answer 8

Wow! What you don't know about women could fill a book.

Sure there are a lot of things you say that most men agree with. But what makes you think that enlightening women about all these things will mean anything to her.

What you are saying is men are simple and straight forward and women are not. DUH! No kidding.

And not one woman alive that has had more than two dates does not know what is on a mans mind. And boy are they happy about that.

Answer 9

It is called being a woman. Accept it. The same for men, I accept that they are not as "sensitive" in knowing the answers to things as I am. Not a prob. I can shut up.

I think about sex alot too. ;)

Answer 10

This is sooooo great....... I laughed at most of it because it is so true.....I am a women and don't understand why some women are like that either.....it's funny though when I see it with my friends! I agree with you and I am sure there are plenty of other women that do too...sorry I can't help you out, some women are just clueless and we have to deal with it... you need to find someone like me......