2006-11-07 06:24:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
buy me beer you cheap sonofa'
2006-11-08 06:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have I Told You Lately
The day I first saw you’re face and smile I knew,
my life would never be the same.
You came from out of no where,
and I didn’t even know your name.
I never really believed in love at first site,
and thought it was more of a persons fantasy
but now I have to be honest with myself,
and say I’m glad you made a liar out of me.
You are the reason I get up each day,
and the reason I look for tomorrow.
It’s only when I’m not around you,
that I ever feel pain or sorrow.
I can’t think of a greater gift in this world,
than for a man to live his dream.
To be able to go to bed each night with you,
and wake up in the arms of that dream.
So I just want you to know, why I haven’t told you,
that I love you more than life itself and to its very end.
Because I cannot hurt the one, that just said to me,
have I told you lately, you’re my best friend.
By: Kenny P. aka-Cobra
2006-11-07 14:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by Cobra 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy that friend a Guinness and tell them that sleeping with their girlfriend wasn't planned, it just sort of happened.
2006-11-07 16:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you intubate a friend?
gee, I don't think I would try that at home....
well, if I HAD to....
I'd use a sharp kitchen knife and a section of vacuum hose.
2006-11-07 18:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that what you call yours? Get her drunk and just whip it out.
2006-11-07 17:25:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
blog them, that's what I do :)
2006-11-07 18:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋