sung to park ji song of man u:
park park wherever you may be,
you eat dog in your own country,
it could be worse,
you could b scouse,
eatin rat in you council house...
sung to germans in the 2006 world cup:
one nil down five one up,
two world wars and one world cup,
we will shag your women and drink your beer,
we are england we are here.
Sung to Sheffield Wednesday aka piggy ba$tards:
Your sh!t and you know you are
2006-11-07 05:54:16 · 14 answers · asked by jetpig_uk 2 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
My old man said your'll be a wednesday fan I said Fu(k off bollocks your a (unt
2006-11-07 06:03:08 · update #1
errrr i don't want your answers woman, get back to the kitchen
2006-11-07 06:04:47 · update #2
Sung to Newcastle fans:
Are you shagging?
Are you shagging?
Are you shagging ANT and DEC?
Are you shagging ANT and DEC?
Sung by Watford fans:
When i was just a lad i asked my mother will i be Luton or will i be watford, here's what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
and go fetch your fathers gun
and shoot some luton scum
shoot some luton scum
we hate luton, we hate luton
Also sung by watford fans:
Marlon says your a c*nt
Marlon says your a c*nt
Marlon says your a c*nt...
Sung to any northern fans:
You go to the pub and drink 10 pints, get absolutely plastered
you go back home and beat your wife
you dirty Northern bastards
Sung to Millwall fans:
youre mother is your sister
youre father is your brother
you all f*ck one another
its the millwall family
2006-11-10 22:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by craigsilsby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh Ashley Cole
Hes A ******* Arsehole
Or
10 Men Went To Bed
Went To Bed With Ashley
2006-11-07 14:45:48 · answer #2 · answered by Christian 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Such is the level of invention in the minds of countless Nigels, the most ignorant of all the bloody little englanders.
Here is conclusive proof that all fans of english clubs are oafs.
Or Morlocks.
Or something with hair on its shoulders and the brain the size of a walnut.
Up yours Nigel!
2006-11-07 16:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sung to Arsene Wenger at White Hart Lane:
Tune of My Old Man
Don't bend down when Wengers around
Coz you might get a willie up your ar*e.
He had the cheek to call us dear,
then we found out that he was a queer.
He dillies and dallies, he doesn't like fannies,
all he wants is a big fat hairy ar*e.
So you don't bend down when Wenger's around,
Coz you might get a willie up your ar*e.
I will answer with some more later.
;-)
YID ARMY!!
2006-11-07 13:58:59 · answer #4 · answered by Robbie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most inventive I've heard was the "I'd rather be a paki than a turk" (sung to "she'll be coming round the mountain") at Eng vs Turkey.
2006-11-07 17:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by rosbif 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sang to Ivan Campo by Birmingham "Wheres your caravan ,wheres your caravan" if you didn`t already know he looks like a f@cking pikey!
2006-11-07 15:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about pigs do fly united are in the prem ha ha looks like we'll see ya next season
2006-11-07 15:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a grown man? *snigger*
Leave that to the terraces eh?
2006-11-07 14:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hark now hear the wedensday sing united ran away,and we will fight forever more,because of boxing day
2006-11-07 13:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by neil h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SOUTHEND 1 MAN UTD 0 PMSL LOL
2006-11-07 19:47:30 · answer #10 · answered by ady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋