Just a few minutes ago I was in gradual satisfaction, consuming 5 aged cheese-its that I found under the couch. I was saving them for Grams arriving in a few days. All of the sudden I heard a primal bellow from the pantry. I hauled over toward the imperfect pitch of sound. I try to open the pantry door but it would not budge. I catapulted several antique machetes at the contraption. Before I know it there is a mammoth sized crater in the door. I see gramp’s expired corpse in the depths of the pantry corner with can of peas and carrots lodges in his mangles esophagus. I observe him gasping for air as machetes are installed in his bruised left jugular. It was an eyesore of a corpse. What should I do?
2006-11-07 05:48:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
LOL.
First you said it was Grams and then at the end it was Gramps.
GOOD ONE MARV.
2006-11-07 13:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Katelyn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the police or the local hospital. They can probably direct you to someone that can help.
2006-11-07 13:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting story. just how long has it been since grandma visited you with grandpa ? could there have been some problems which grandma might have solved without you knowing it.
2006-11-07 14:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a better free online translator.
2006-11-07 13:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get therapy
2006-11-07 13:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by katzgto67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could write a book
2006-11-07 13:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by captain jack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beautifully written... You should be a writer.
2006-11-07 16:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by L80bug 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
write a book.
2006-11-07 14:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would advise you to have grandpa stuffed and mounted on your wall.
2006-11-07 13:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
interesting... Your a good fiction writer... Make some money out of it... thanks for the two points
2006-11-07 13:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋